If Anyone Asks, I’m Ceramic

In a little while, every square inch of that table will be packed with green beans, mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie, and cranberry sauce. And then everybody will sit down… and start yelling at each other. Uncle Clyde will rant about the secret world government conspiracy he read about on Facebook, and everyone will comment on Judy’s new lip piercing until she runs crying to her room. And while they’re all doing that, I’m going to pig out.


Thanksgiving Hedgehog, via Ben Weger, licensed under CC BY 2.0.

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15 thoughts on “If Anyone Asks, I’m Ceramic

  1. Smartypants November 24, 2015 / 3:16 pm

    I’m staying home, eat nachos, and watch the dog show on TV. But if a hedgehog showed up at my door, I’d let him in and share my noms.

  2. allein November 24, 2015 / 4:45 pm

    Replace “green beans” with “peas” and “pumpkin pie” with “apple pie” and you’ve described my Thanksgiving dinner. Just throw in a roll with butter and lots of gravy.

    And some more gravy.

    We go to my uncle’s house. There used to be a cat, but no hedgies. Sometimes my cousin brings his dog, though.

    • Gigi_the cat lady November 24, 2015 / 5:34 pm

      Our Thanksgiving was October 12th but it’s not such as big deal in Canada,

      • birdcage November 25, 2015 / 8:38 am

        Reminds me that I have some leftover turkey in my freezer from Canadian Thanksgiving.

  3. Deb November 24, 2015 / 5:41 pm

    Is that a salt and pepper hedgehog set?

  4. ^oo^ November 24, 2015 / 7:03 pm

    I respectfully ask, shouldn’t one say that hedgies hog out?

  5. Julie November 24, 2015 / 7:19 pm

    I wish I had a hedge hog. 🙂

  6. Alison November 24, 2015 / 7:43 pm

    Anyone want to hedge their bets someone hogs all the food?

    • Faye November 24, 2015 / 9:33 pm


      • Alison November 24, 2015 / 9:46 pm

        I couldn’t help myself. 😃

    • beemoused November 25, 2015 / 6:25 am

      Applause!! That was good!

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