“So the council has decided, then?”
“Yes. No longer shall we tolerate this outrage in silence. If one of us must be sacrificed, we shall take one of theirs in return. Only then may the injustices of centuries be avenged.”
“Has the victim been chosen?”
“Many on the council wish it to be the furry orange one, who keeps sneaking up and whapping us when we aren’t looking.”
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