Look, all I wanted was some honey. I have a sweet tooth, so sue me. And I’m watching this nature documentary about bears, and they just climb the tree, they get the honey, what’s the problem? Turns out the problem is you need a nose made out of shoe leather to survive what those freakin’ bees do to you up there. And yes, I know the bee died, but at least it died with some dignity. Jeez.