And now I turn the floor over to guest sender-inner-caption-writer AJ!
Dear CIA: Please consider my dog Mr. Adorable (a.k.a the Master of Disaster) for inclusion in your new spy-dog program. He has several characteristics that highly recommend him for service to our country:
1. He is dark colored, small and doesn’t bark, enabling him to stealthily insert himself into most situations. Most people won’t even know he’s there.
2. Even at his small size of 17 lbs, he has the ability to break into almost any space as evidenced by the attached photo. Please note this space was secured not only by a physical barricade but also with a cabinet latch.
3. And if he is noticed or caught, he’s so stinking adorable, no one would believe he had anything to do with the mission!
Please let me know ASAP when I can ship him to you for completion of his training.