Meanwhile, at the First Church of the Sacred Lemur…

“Brothers and sisters! And I ask of each and every one ofย you, on that glorious day of judgement, will you be counted? Is your tail clean and free of sin, or has it dangled in the fetid swamp waters of iniquity? Today you may leap carefree from tree to tree, but are you ready to make that final leap — that leap of faith? Hall-leh-loo-yuh!”


Ring-Tailed Lemur, by Mathias Appel, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

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10 thoughts on “Meanwhile, at the First Church of the Sacred Lemur…

  1. birdcage December 8, 2015 / 8:43 am

    “Now come forth, my followers, don’t be shy. Kneel before me! Lay your hands upon the Long Belly of Softness and scritch away your sins. It is as the good book commands of thee! All of you are welcome at the Altar of the Qte!!”

  2. Alison December 8, 2015 / 9:45 am

    I promise, no monkey business! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿต

  3. kodalai December 8, 2015 / 10:32 am


  4. ffleur2 December 8, 2015 / 10:50 am

    Ah, Lemurs seem to be inherently dramatic “go forth and sin no more (after you snag me some appies…).

  5. Gigi_the cat lady December 8, 2015 / 12:44 pm

    This guy could maybe convince me to participate in organised religion again IF I got the post of head belley scritcher that is.

  6. Deb December 8, 2015 / 6:40 pm

    The “fetid swamp waters of iniquity” – ha ha ha!

    • 6rabbits December 8, 2015 / 10:47 pm

      Yes! Yes! ๐Ÿ˜‚ That is the part that set me chortling! Such a turn of phrase, has our NTMTOM!

  7. Smartypants December 8, 2015 / 8:26 pm

    The ‘falling snow’ effect is the perfect accent to this!

      • 6rabbits December 8, 2015 / 10:48 pm

        Oh, that would be supreme!

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