Thank You Veddy Much

“Many salutings to you, good madam sir. Please sorry my English is not goodly but I am learn. May selling you to me many of the small eatings that enjoy dogs much in the taste that I prefer which is liver? I have the money paper enough for buying it, which I have gained from difficult and important working job and not from wallet of owner taking because that would be bad and I do not have owner anyway, I am from faraway place.”


Via Imgur.

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27 thoughts on “Thank You Veddy Much

  1. birdcage December 9, 2015 / 10:35 am

    This is sheer NOMTOM brilliance. A classic for a new era. Bravo, I say! BRAVO!

    *standing O*

  2. patris December 9, 2015 / 11:10 am

    I just want to kiss that sweet head (also the dog’s).

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 9, 2015 / 11:15 am

      Kiss away! (and welcome to the site, new commenter!)

  3. Faye December 9, 2015 / 11:39 am

    Many salutings to you NTMTOM!

    That is one sharp dressed doggie. And he knows it. Too sexxy. Boop the nosie.

  4. Smartypants December 9, 2015 / 11:48 am

    By any chance is he a Nigerian prince?

    • Catwhisperer December 9, 2015 / 1:32 pm

      I don’t think so. If he were a Nigerian prince, he wouldn’t have any money. 😉

      • Smartypants December 9, 2015 / 1:55 pm

        Good point, he would be needing our help to access that multi-million dollar account…

        • Emmberrann April 13, 2016 / 8:29 pm

          Hah! Good one!

  5. Catwhisperer December 9, 2015 / 1:31 pm

    How did you achieve that wrong-in-exactly-the-right-way grammar? Did you copy and paste through a few different languages on Google Translate?

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 9, 2015 / 1:32 pm

      Nope, just tried to imagine a dog attempting to learn English.

      • Faye December 9, 2015 / 2:11 pm

        I so wish our pets could talk. Sigh.

        • one cranky lady December 9, 2015 / 2:41 pm

          I dunno…they might have opinions we might not expect:

          “Really? You’re going to wear THAT shirt with THOSE pants? Arrgh, this is why all the other dogs laugh when we walk by!”

        • birdcage December 9, 2015 / 3:44 pm

          My pet talks. Sometimes the non-talking pets are nicer. Last night I got told I was a “bad bird ….. very bad bad bad bird” because I refused to share my dinner with His Highness. When I had a dog, I always felt loved. With a parrot, I realize I’m being used for food & shelter and the minute there’s an escape opportunity, I think he intends to leave me. I’m pretty sure I heard him whisper the word “jihad” last week when he was objecting to bed time.

          • Catwhisperer December 9, 2015 / 5:20 pm

            That is awesome! He actually KNOWS that those words go with undesirable behavior. (And you might want to sleep with one eye open!)

          • Faye December 9, 2015 / 7:31 pm

            My bad. Lol.
            You are trapped in the house with a complaining dinosaur.

          • Mikeyfur April 13, 2016 / 7:50 pm

            I purely love your stories and comments, Birdcage. I still miss my Timeh Grey.

        • Kar December 9, 2015 / 3:57 pm

          I can only imagine the disdainful remarks that my cat would make.

          • Emmberrann April 13, 2016 / 8:35 pm

            Mr. Picky E. Cat let me know when he was displeased-no translator needed! And in no uncertain terms!

  6. Catwhisperer December 9, 2015 / 5:22 pm

    And I forgot to say that this def needs to be in the too-long-awaited coffee table book!

    • debg December 9, 2015 / 10:21 pm

      Yes. Please, oh very yes.

    • 6rabbits December 10, 2015 / 7:18 am

      Adding a YES vote! I would buy it for all the friends and family I stalk with my ipad saying, “Just look at this one post–it’s hysterical!”

      • Emmberrann April 13, 2016 / 8:38 pm

        Been waiting for the coffee table book for years.

  7. Laura December 9, 2015 / 5:47 pm

    I just laughed so hard my husband called me from the other side of the house to make sure I was okay. Seriously, NTMTOM, you make me guffaw on a daily basis, I swear!

    • Laura December 9, 2015 / 10:59 pm

      And to add to the story, I made him come in and read it and he started laughing nearly as hard as I did. Slowly but surely, I’m converting him to the Cute Side! (Also, he lived all over the Western Pacific for over 20 years so has heard every variant of attempted English, and he recognized the brilliance of your text!)

  8. Andy December 9, 2015 / 7:39 pm

    This is classic NTMTOM — I wish I were half as witty! Thank you very much for a laugh at the end of a hard day.

  9. Sixkatlady December 9, 2015 / 8:35 pm

    The hover text puts the icing on the cake as I imagine it is his inside voice. Too funny!!

  10. Gigi the cat lady April 14, 2016 / 5:37 am

    As a person who had to learn English as a second language I’m offended by …. Oh who am I kidding I’m laughing my head off! That was hilarious NTMTOM.

    Wow! The predictive thing on my iPod wrote NTMTOM after just NT!

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