You Still Writing that Screenplay?

You’re wasting your time, pal — that sludge’ll never sell. And it’s the same with the acting! I can’t even understand you when you talk — who’s gonna buy a ticketย to watch some palooka mumble? Why don’t you do both of us a favorย take that job in the shoe store that nice Mr. Gianelli offered you. It’s steady work, and everybody needs shoes!


This is why you never take career advice from cats, Arne.

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11 thoughts on “You Still Writing that Screenplay?

  1. Kar December 11, 2015 / 1:08 pm

    Check out the retro laptop. It even folds up so he can take it on his bike and work on the road

    • Saffron December 11, 2015 / 7:33 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. ffleur2 December 11, 2015 / 3:39 pm

    You misspelled contender. Its NOT catendah. *whaps back of head*

      • ffleur2 December 11, 2015 / 6:53 pm

        *groan*. “Puns are lowest form of humour” (said with sniffy dignity).

        • allein December 11, 2015 / 7:47 pm

          Jeopardy had a puns category tonight. I am ashamed to say I got them all right. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. Faye December 11, 2015 / 6:53 pm

    Cat’s name: Stella, of course.

  4. Saffron December 11, 2015 / 7:36 pm

    Someday โ€” and that day may never come โ€” I’ll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this dead mouse as gift on my daughter’s wedding day.

  5. Clairdelune December 12, 2015 / 6:40 am

    Well, my cat provides a lot of good advice every day while I’m trying to work from home- advises me on the best cat food and on how to clean my paws several times a day. On a few occasions has provided me a dead mouse for lunch ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    P.S. That’s a female cat, I bet. ๐Ÿ™‚ Good taste.

    Had forgotten how gorgeous he was.

  6. Gigi_the cat lady December 12, 2015 / 9:52 am

    Whoever you are, I have always depended on the softness of shoulders..

    • Faye December 12, 2015 / 10:14 am


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