24 thoughts on “True Tails of Survival!

  1. Clairdelune December 16, 2015 / 12:45 pm

    Well, sweet Bentley, I promise to move faster next time you disappear, but you must promise that when I find you, grab you and try to kiss that irresistible pink nose of yours you will keep the pointy bits under cover. Deal?

  2. Gigi_the cat lady December 16, 2015 / 12:56 pm

    Halp! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

    • Alison December 16, 2015 / 1:03 pm

      …and my medic alert bracelet fell off and is stuck in the couch cushions!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 16, 2015 / 1:16 pm

      We’re sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher.

      • Alison December 16, 2015 / 1:41 pm

        Oh thank goodness! I can’t find my jitterbug phone either.

        • Saffron December 16, 2015 / 2:09 pm

          I am rushing over on my mobility scooter to help you!

          • Laura December 16, 2015 / 2:30 pm

            And I’m using my Clapper to turn on the lights!

          • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 16, 2015 / 2:34 pm

            And I, too, am even now hopping on my brand-new Hoverboard to res — EAAUUGH! SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! MY HOVERBOARD JUST CAUGHT FIRE!

          • TinaK December 16, 2015 / 2:51 pm

            I’m busting down the door with my Freedom Edition Hurry-Cane!

          • Laura December 16, 2015 / 3:10 pm

            And if you get hungry while you’re waiting, I’m also bringing my Veg-O-Matic to chop you up a nice healthy snack!

          • Haha December 16, 2015 / 3:34 pm

            (Turn on stern voice) This is Alarm Force! State your purpose!” (Turn off Voice Threatening voice)

          • Smartypants December 17, 2015 / 7:38 am

            And I’m wearing my “Miss Belt” to look svelte when I join in!

      • Haha December 16, 2015 / 3:36 pm

        The authorities Have been notified.

        • birdcage December 16, 2015 / 3:42 pm

          Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life. Slap away!

  3. Athos' Mom December 16, 2015 / 2:14 pm

    Shouldn’t the headline be “True Tails of Survival”?

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 16, 2015 / 2:16 pm

      Good point! (and welcome to the site, new commenter, I’m glad to have you here!)

  4. LunaChickFringe December 16, 2015 / 3:54 pm

    Thanks everyone. I just guffawed out load at work…in a very quiet office… 🙂

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 16, 2015 / 3:54 pm

      Yeah, I think this thread needs some sort of warning label. 🙂

  5. LunaChickFringe December 16, 2015 / 3:54 pm

    GADS! I mean out LOUD, not load…

  6. Stephanie December 16, 2015 / 4:49 pm

    Hey, I live quite close to Soggytoga Springs, NY!

    That couch is just begging to be shredded.

    • Faye December 16, 2015 / 5:12 pm

      Does everyone on Earth own that particular style couch at one point?

      I have that tv ladder that folds into 105 positions. I’m sure kitty can climb under over and out using position number 92 with the additional whatsis attached.

    • Deb December 16, 2015 / 11:56 pm

      And it should be!

  7. gimmeagimletpronto December 17, 2015 / 4:58 am

    Does the fact that Bentley’s ears are three colors have anything to do with his attraction to the hideous three colors divan?

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