Welcome to Hell

I do hope you’re comfortable after your long journey, or at least as comfortable as one can be whilst swimming in lava. We have a busy itinerary planned for your time here: From 7 to 8 am, breakfast (you’ll be eating dog food while watching us eat Eggs Benedict); mornings until ten, getting whacked with a newspaper; ten until lunchtime, we drag you around by the neck and watch you go to the bathroom; Lunch, you get to watch us eat; after lunch, a trip to the vet to be neutered (yes, every day); and then more newspaper time until you watch us eat dinner at six.


So if you’ll wait here, a demon will show your to your individual crates shortly.


From top, Cute Lil Devil, by Crystal "Still Learning" Agozzino, licensed under CC BY 2.0., Kitty Devil, by spilltojill, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.

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8 thoughts on “Welcome to Hell

  1. Saffron December 16, 2015 / 11:13 am

    Is it wrong I want to give those devils tummy rubs? 😀

  2. Faye December 16, 2015 / 11:57 am

    Yes, every day! Hahaha
    Small guillotine… Only Rowen.
    Thanks I so needed NTMTOM and RA right now.

    • Faye December 16, 2015 / 11:58 am

      Revenge is a dish best served on the floor!

  3. Gigi_the cat lady December 16, 2015 / 12:00 pm

    Cats are evil and I’m sure my Mia is the head devil sent to Earth to punish me for my sins!

    Last night when I went to bed, she came and laid down on me as usual all sweet and innocent and I went to sleep. My sleep was rudely interrupted when hand landed in a pile of her half digested supper she had just thrown-up on my blanket! And the little monster was still lying on me as if nothing had happened!

    Good thing she is so cute (she is my avatar) or I would have a new pair of furry slippers today 😉

    • jerzowa December 16, 2015 / 1:56 pm

      She IS gorgeous, Gigi!

    • Saffron December 16, 2015 / 2:07 pm

      Gigi your kitteh is BEAUTIFUL.
      Oh yes, I have rolled over in bed onto a pile of cat barf a few times. Bleaaah 😀 I have reminded my kittehs on more than one occasion that they are lucky they are so cute….

      • Blue Fairy December 17, 2015 / 11:23 am

        Barf is much nicer than pee. I had a cat who peed in his sleep. And, of course, he loved to cuddle. I would have given anything to wake up in barf.

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