Welcome to Hell

I do hope you’re comfortable after your long journey, or at least as comfortable as one can be whilst swimming in lava. We have a busy itinerary planned for your time here: From 7 to 8 am, breakfast (you’ll be eating dog food while watching us eat Eggs Benedict); mornings until ten, getting whacked with a newspaper; ten until lunchtime, we drag you around by the neck and watch you go to the bathroom; Lunch, you get to watch us eat; after lunch, a trip to the vet to be neutered (yes, every day); and then more newspaper time until you watch us eat dinner at six.

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So if you’ll wait here, a demon will show your to your individual crates shortly.

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From top, Cute Lil Devil, by Crystal "Still Learning" Agozzino, licensed under CC BY 2.0Kitty Devil, by spilltojill, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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8 thoughts on “Welcome to Hell

  1. Saffron December 16, 2015 / 11:13 am

    Is it wrong I want to give those devils tummy rubs? 😀

  2. Faye December 16, 2015 / 11:57 am

    Yes, every day! Hahaha
    Small guillotine… Only Rowen.
    Thanks I so needed NTMTOM and RA right now.

    • Faye December 16, 2015 / 11:58 am

      Revenge is a dish best served on the floor!

  3. Gigi_the cat lady December 16, 2015 / 12:00 pm

    Cats are evil and I’m sure my Mia is the head devil sent to Earth to punish me for my sins!

    Last night when I went to bed, she came and laid down on me as usual all sweet and innocent and I went to sleep. My sleep was rudely interrupted when hand landed in a pile of her half digested supper she had just thrown-up on my blanket! And the little monster was still lying on me as if nothing had happened!

    Good thing she is so cute (she is my avatar) or I would have a new pair of furry slippers today 😉

    • jerzowa December 16, 2015 / 1:56 pm

      She IS gorgeous, Gigi!

    • Saffron December 16, 2015 / 2:07 pm

      Gigi your kitteh is BEAUTIFUL.
      Oh yes, I have rolled over in bed onto a pile of cat barf a few times. Bleaaah 😀 I have reminded my kittehs on more than one occasion that they are lucky they are so cute….

      • Blue Fairy December 17, 2015 / 11:23 am

        Barf is much nicer than pee. I had a cat who peed in his sleep. And, of course, he loved to cuddle. I would have given anything to wake up in barf.

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