Hello, I’d like to talk to you about garbage. Every day, well-meaning homeowners dispose of their garbage in tightly-sealed tear-proof bags, unaware of the hazards this can cause. You see, when food decomposes, it releases toxic fumes, which combine with discarded household chemicals to create a volatile gas that can explode at any random moment. So do your part for safety and leave your garbage loose in a can outdoors with the lid open. Thank you.