The good news is that the Rapture will take place in two weeks. Everyone who is good and pure of heart will be whisked into Paradise, leaving the unworthy to contend with fire demons, marauding zombies, and the coronation of Global Emperor Trump.
The bad news is they’re just taking puppies.
Via Imgur.
Does that mean the kittehs will be left to completely reign over us sinners? I think I’ll have an easy time emulating those deities…
Yep, pretty much 😀
“A cat’s rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.” William Burroughs
That is the only book of his I ever got through. Who would’ve figured him for a crazy cat guy?
You say that like they don’t already…
I imagine the ferrets will be left behind to entertain us all.
While the bunnies disapprove of everything.
If she didn’t earn a living hustling suckers at billiards, she’d get to go, too.
That took a second look at the pic to click. Lol.
Yes, that’s what she gets for spending too much time in The Den Of Iniquity.
Going up!
Adjacent to the Kitchen of Ill Repute.
Yes. The Kitchen Of Ill Repute. That’s where you can line up to get your Just Desserts.
Well played.
Global Emperor Trump??? Um…woof?
Well, if this comes about as predicted, all of you (except for the down-voter) are more than welcome to come up north of border where we can all together build that ‘proposed/suggested wall’ to keep um, Drumph-ites contained. (?)