I Have Good News and Bad News

The good news is that the Rapture will take place in two weeks. Everyone who is good and pure of heart will be whisked into Paradise, leaving the unworthy to contend with fire demons, marauding zombies, and the coronation of Global Emperor Trump.

The bad news is they’re just taking puppies.

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13 thoughts on “I Have Good News and Bad News

  1. Tinak December 29, 2015 / 12:32 pm

    Does that mean the kittehs will be left to completely reign over us sinners? I think I’ll have an easy time emulating those deities…

    • Saffron December 29, 2015 / 4:34 pm

      Yep, pretty much 😀

      “A cat’s rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.” William Burroughs

      • Kar December 29, 2015 / 5:19 pm

        That is the only book of his I ever got through. Who would’ve figured him for a crazy cat guy?

    • allein December 29, 2015 / 6:18 pm

      You say that like they don’t already…

  2. DenverGal December 29, 2015 / 2:05 pm

    I imagine the ferrets will be left behind to entertain us all.

    • Deb December 29, 2015 / 4:48 pm

      While the bunnies disapprove of everything.

  3. Kay Fabe December 29, 2015 / 8:57 pm

    If she didn’t earn a living hustling suckers at billiards, she’d get to go, too.

    • Faye December 29, 2015 / 9:11 pm

      That took a second look at the pic to click. Lol.
      Yes, that’s what she gets for spending too much time in The Den Of Iniquity.

      Going up!

      • Kay Fabe December 30, 2015 / 2:18 am

        Adjacent to the Kitchen of Ill Repute.

        • Faye December 30, 2015 / 7:12 am

          Yes. The Kitchen Of Ill Repute. That’s where you can line up to get your Just Desserts.

          • Kay Fabe January 1, 2016 / 4:40 am

            Well played.

  4. Muppet2171 December 29, 2015 / 11:15 pm

    Global Emperor Trump??? Um…woof?

  5. fkaWaldenPond February 29, 2016 / 9:14 pm

    Well, if this comes about as predicted, all of you (except for the down-voter) are more than welcome to come up north of border where we can all together build that ‘proposed/suggested wall’ to keep um, Drumph-ites contained. (?)

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