“The snacks you have provided are meager and unimaginative, your home decor is at least two decades out of date, your guests are pretentious phonies, this music is puerile and cliched,ย the weather is simultaneously too hot and too cold, this dirt is much too dirty, the gravitational pull of the planet is entirely too strong…”
Rabbit ! / Kaninchen!, by Robobobobo, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
So indignant! And by the way, the sky is not blue enough!
Good point! Harrumph!
That background is too blurry. And too green.
Everybun’s a critic!
Great hover text. I love Airplane! Quotes………..This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…
And Leon’s getting laaarger!! ๐
And that’s when my drinking problem started…
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking…..
Why haven’t you brought my throne already?! And the required head of lettuce!
“You call this air? It’s almost 80% nitrogen!”
Ha!
This MUST go in the coffee table book/calendar! The last line had me snorting
That’s a good idea. Back at the old ranch I once wrote a post titled “The Legion of Evil,” which was a collection of pictures of grumpy animals with a “biographical profile” of each. I’m sure that concept has more life left in it.
I agree that idea has PLENTY of life left! Go forth and manufacture!
One of my favs from the old ranch was a pic of a cat looking out a patio door at a squirrel apparently adhered vertically to the cement wall outside, the caption something like: and that’s the day Ralph understood that the law of gravity was randomly applied. Always suspected that was yours (it was from the page-a-day calendar).?
Ah, 6Rabbits, I’m betting your bunnies must have complained about the gravitational pull of the planet.
Shhh…Don’t give them ideas! That’s probably the ONLY thing they haven’t disapproved of at some point or another!
Hmmm.. home decor at least 2 decades out of date, puerile and cliched music…This bun has clearly been to my house!