No, Mr. Bond, We Expect You to Save, Save, Save!

Are you a megalomaniac trying to set the right mood? Does your secret island lair look drab and dingy? Then come on down to Dave and Eddy’s Supervillain Warehouse! Whether you’re looking for room-filling computers, giant fishtanks, conference tables that rise up from the floor, Dave and Eddy’s got it all! Ask about this week’s special: Buy any chair from the Blofeld™ collection, and we’ll throw in a floofy cat for you to stroke while your evil plans come to fruition! Free balloons for the kids, come on down!

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13 thoughts on “No, Mr. Bond, We Expect You to Save, Save, Save!

  1. Smartypants January 5, 2016 / 10:40 am

    I’ll take that one, he looks suitably diabolical and floofy! 😀

  2. birdcage January 5, 2016 / 11:03 am

    I am concerned this is a knock-off. I think the true Blofeld models feature only all-white cats.

  3. allein January 5, 2016 / 11:44 am

    Do I get to choose or do I have to take what they give me (like when you order an item that comes in multiple colors from some places it says “let us choose for you”)? I don’t like too much floof; it always gets in my mouth. Is why I ask.

  4. Gigi_the cat lady January 5, 2016 / 12:25 pm

    I prefer the gloden Scaramanga collection myself.

    • Gigi_the cat lady January 5, 2016 / 2:44 pm

      Oh Dog! My dyslexia strikes again!

      • Faye January 5, 2016 / 11:54 pm

        Lol! I’m dyslexic too. I read it as golden a few times. Looked fine to me.

    • Haha January 5, 2016 / 3:26 pm

      Ah yes. The gloden collection. The aura darling is devine.

      • Haha January 5, 2016 / 3:28 pm

        Must say the preceding in snooty expensive store representative’s voice.

  5. Kay Fabe January 5, 2016 / 4:09 pm

    Sure, but do they have sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads?

  6. Kar January 5, 2016 / 6:02 pm

    Where do you get these ideas? You never see a picture and just go, ‘What a floofy cat!’

    Instead we enter halfway into a comedy sketch worthy of Monty Python and Noel Coward.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 5, 2016 / 10:49 pm

      I wish I understood it myself; the best explanation I can offer is that I see something in certain photos that triggers something, like a pop-culture reference.

      I remember being fascinated with “Saturday Night Live” in the early seasons, when the “Weekend Update” segment would get laughs by devising alternate captions to news photos. That was amazing to me that people could do that.

      • Faye January 5, 2016 / 11:51 pm

        Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

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