Are you a megalomaniac trying to set the right mood? Does your secret island lair look drab and dingy? Then come on down to Dave and Eddy’s Supervillain Warehouse! Whether you’re looking for room-filling computers, giant fishtanks, conference tables that rise up from the floor, Dave and Eddy’s got it all! Ask about this week’s special: Buy any chair from the Blofeld™ collection, and we’ll throw in a floofy cat for you to stroke while your evil plans come to fruition! Free balloons for the kids, come on down!