20 thoughts on “Now a Message From Outer Space

  1. Alison January 5, 2016 / 11:50 am

    Now I know what to eat if I feel like my diet is low in insecticide residue. ??

  2. allein January 5, 2016 / 12:02 pm

    I guess you’d need an awfully small spoon to stir inside a walnut…

    • bananabreadhead January 5, 2016 / 3:48 pm

      Your comment made me guffaw.

      Is there anything as futile as trying to stir inside a walnut?

      • allein January 5, 2016 / 8:46 pm

        I don’t know…I’ve never tried it…

        Maybe you can make a tiny banana bread in there…

        • Faye January 5, 2016 / 9:14 pm

          My stomach hurts from laughing now.

          • allein January 5, 2016 / 10:40 pm

            😀

  3. Ilonka January 5, 2016 / 12:06 pm

    I feel insulted on behalf of blueberries – they are _not_ the lowest of fruit!! ?

    • allein January 5, 2016 / 12:53 pm

      Yeah. Melons grow right on the ground…they’re probably the lowest.

  4. patris January 5, 2016 / 12:07 pm

    Wait… DOES weed go bad?

    • Faye January 5, 2016 / 9:16 pm

      Not so far.

  5. birdcage January 5, 2016 / 12:24 pm

    OK, so I do know a nice uncontaminated hotel downtown and I do like to pay attention to new sites from time to time, but then what am I supposed to do? Smoke some weed and bake plain muffins for some baby?

    And if spending is heroic, then y’all can start calling me SuperBirdcageGirl.

  6. Gigi_the cat lady January 5, 2016 / 12:28 pm

    601

  7. Smartypants January 5, 2016 / 1:16 pm

    So that’s how babies are made? I knew that filmstrip in Health class was crazy!

  8. Stephanie January 5, 2016 / 2:26 pm

    I guess I’m not heroic, as I like to spend, spend, spend. Pretty moralistic spambot there.

  9. Beemoused January 5, 2016 / 3:48 pm

    If that message is from outer space, all our worries about alien invasion over the years have been pretty much a waste of time. I’m thinking this was actually from the twilight zone or, more probably, LaLa Land.

  10. Raymond January 5, 2016 / 4:41 pm

    Dear Report:
    Thank you so much for your mixed messages. I will ponder immunity to bacteria vs. insecticide residue, while wondering how to store a task.

  11. The Commenter Formerly Known as Ricky's Mom January 5, 2016 / 5:31 pm

    I read this while listening to James Joyce read the Anna Livia Plurabelle section of Finnegans Wake. Not sure there’s much difference.

    • Faye January 5, 2016 / 6:06 pm

      Hahahahaha!! I’m dying.

  12. Kar January 6, 2016 / 12:51 am

    I think we found out what those hundred monkeys turned out on the typewriter.

    • 6rabbits January 6, 2016 / 7:23 am

      ? *snerk* Good one!

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