The Cat of the Future!

“Felix, rodent scan, please.”

“Query recognized: “go dents can.” My sensors are detecting three dented cans in the kitchen pantry. I will knock them over for you now.”

“Wait, no. I want you to scan the house for…”

“Stand by. My systems are currently engaged in counting the loose change on your dresser. Process complete. You have a total of three dollars and sixty-seven cents on the floor.”

“Why are you even doing that! I just want…”

“Attention: Felix must undergo a daily software update to version 27.09.014 rev. B and will be temporarily unavailable for the next two hours. Shutting down in five, four, three…”

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12 thoughts on “The Cat of the Future!

    • Beemoused January 8, 2016 / 3:47 pm

      And he will walk through walls!

  1. Mal January 8, 2016 / 1:55 pm

    You sure that’s the latest model? Looks kinda 8-bit to me.

    • Faye January 8, 2016 / 3:55 pm

      Very retro.

  2. birdcage January 8, 2016 / 3:13 pm

    Brilliant post!

  3. Kay Fabe January 8, 2016 / 4:13 pm

    “Open the front door, Felix.”

    “I’m afraid I can’t do that, not until I receive the required number of digital sardines.”

  4. Kar January 8, 2016 / 7:56 pm

    That hovertext, such truth!

  5. Faye January 8, 2016 / 8:26 pm

    Great comments.

  6. Tamara January 11, 2016 / 12:27 pm

    This post is so great!! I can’t wait for my iCat.

  7. Tamara January 21, 2016 / 4:34 pm

    I still giggle like a weirdo when i think of this post :3 A perfect nerd marriage of snarky cat and tech. Can we have continuing adventures of Felix: Cat of the Future?!

    One day you’ll run across the perfect picture of cat zaniness and you’ll remember about Felix. Was he sent to the robocat shop for repairs or was his software update successful? Must he *always* follow the Three Laws of Robotics? Will he discover the secrets to life the universe and everything buried deep inside the robocat homeworld matrix???!!!!!

  8. Faye October 24, 2016 / 9:26 am

    Reverse view: Kitty sees a pixelated world outside.

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