This Trunk Is Junk!

It trips my feet so they go clunk! I’m walking crooked, like I’m drunk! This thing’s so long, I could spelunk! No matter where I plunk this trunk, I flunk! Oh, how I wish this trunk had shrunk! But I’ve got spunk, I won’t get sunk! I’ll show you who’s the boss here, punk!




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15 thoughts on “This Trunk Is Junk!

  1. Laura January 12, 2016 / 6:39 pm

    If he doesn’t get that thing under control, he’s sunk!

  2. Smartypants January 12, 2016 / 6:59 pm

    Let’s help him, before he goes ker-plunk;
    It’s not as easy as I would have thunk!

  3. allein January 12, 2016 / 7:02 pm

    Let’s get crunk!

  4. ffleur2 January 12, 2016 / 7:35 pm

    Little lellypants!

  5. Gigi_the cat lady January 12, 2016 / 7:45 pm

    He looks like he’s trying to do yoga.

  6. ^oo^ January 12, 2016 / 11:13 pm

    Mom! I’ve got a peanut stuck in my nose!

  7. NathanF January 13, 2016 / 1:54 am

    Ha, NOMTOM meets Dr.Seuss – Love it!

  8. Michelle P January 13, 2016 / 2:21 am

    A baby heffalump in drunk funk? What a bunch of bunk.

  9. Smartypants January 13, 2016 / 7:35 am

    …and I love how mama is watching from the sidelines the whole time, just in case her little athlete needs help.

  10. Faye January 13, 2016 / 8:56 am

    Little guy is sooo new. Hey what this for? How I werk it?

  11. Saffron January 13, 2016 / 10:30 am

    OMG trunkster!!!!!!!!

  12. fkaWaldenPond January 13, 2016 / 11:02 am

    The tail seems just as confused. 🙂

  13. Catwhisperer January 13, 2016 / 1:08 pm

    I kept fretting that he was going to step on it!

  14. Ilonka January 13, 2016 / 6:58 pm

    I surely love me some heffalumpsters, and this little yoga one takes the cake!!

  15. Kar January 13, 2016 / 7:29 pm

    I could seriously see this text as a children’s book.

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