So, what are you up to these days? Just kidding. No, seriously, what do you do? I cuddle baby goats. Just kidding. Come on, you can tell me! There’s this goat farm in Virginia, and they need goat cuddlers. Just kidding. Oh, there’s no such thing! It helps the goats produce cheese. Just kidding. Seriously, what do you do? It’s called “kidding,” caring for baby goats. Wow, can I do it too? You can sign up at this website. They still need volunteers. Really? Just kidding — they’re booked up.