Pays $25 an Hour. Just Kidding

So, what are you up to these days? Just kidding. No, seriously, what do you do? I cuddle baby goats. Just kidding. Come on, you can tell me! There’s this goat farm in Virginia, and they need goat cuddlers. Just kidding. Oh, there’s no such thing! It helps the goats produce cheese. Just kidding. Seriously, what do you do? It’s called “kidding,” caring for baby goats. Wow, can I do it too? You can sign up at this website. They still need volunteers. Really? Just kidding — they’re booked up.

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8 thoughts on “Pays $25 an Hour. Just Kidding

  1. allein January 14, 2016 / 9:02 am

    My friend shared this on my facebook page last night! If only it paid my bills!

    And you didn’t even mention that THEY WEAR SWEATERS!!! Not kidding!

  2. Faye January 14, 2016 / 9:46 am

    Baby goats? Can we see some baby goats, please. Sheepses are fine and dandy but i need me some baby goatsters. Not kidding. Would kidd for free.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 14, 2016 / 9:52 am

      OK, I swapped the image with what I think is a baby goat. I’m not an expert on lambs and goats so I get them mixed up. Thanks for asking about that.

      • Faye January 14, 2016 / 12:59 pm

        Thank you NTMTOM. Nothing against babies of the sheepish variety. Just wanted the baby goats to get their 15 minutes. Great pic.

        So let me get this right… We apply to pay them $25 per hour so we can snuggle baby goats. Sign me up! (Reaching for Visa card).

        • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 14, 2016 / 1:00 pm

          Actually, it’s a volunteer post. I made up the bit about $25. Sadly, the bit about all the spaces being full already is true. 🙁

  3. Gigi_the cat lady January 14, 2016 / 1:06 pm

    I’d pay to snuggle baby goasts no problem but “It helps the goats produce cheese” ?? Really??
    Don’t that hurt their udders? 😀

    • Faye January 14, 2016 / 2:56 pm

      Sneak.

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