So What’s Your Fortune Cookie Say?

It says “Flargity hoopnert bleegle smickle smax.” Wait, no, it says “Woop woop pingulous norple porple fnoo.” Argh! I can’t read this, I’m a red panda! We can’t read! Can any of you peepsย help me out here? What does my fortune cookie say?

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Red Panda Face, by Ariel Ophelia, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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25 thoughts on “So What’s Your Fortune Cookie Say?

  1. Catwhisperer January 14, 2016 / 12:38 pm

    I got a fortune about 25 (yes, 25!) years ago that was so redonkulous that I still have it memorized: “A day of rest. Be sure to shirk all kinds of overwork.”

    Words to live by, children!

    • Catwhisperer January 14, 2016 / 12:39 pm

      Wait! I messed it up – it was “Be sure to SHIRT all kinds…” That was the best part.

    • Kay Fabe January 14, 2016 / 5:00 pm

      I got “You enjoy Chinese food.”

    • Kar January 14, 2016 / 6:13 pm

      “That wasn’t chicken.”

  2. Gigi_the cat lady January 14, 2016 / 12:55 pm

    An oldie but a goodie is : Help! I’m being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.

    However, this little guy’s fortune should read: You will be petted within an inch of your life by adoring humans.

  3. birdcage January 14, 2016 / 2:01 pm

    Thank you so much for posting a red panda today! I needed a little red panda action. Seriously – Mother Nature brought her A Game to the table the day she designed the red panda.

    • Ilonka January 14, 2016 / 8:40 pm

      Agreed. Red pandas are the best-est!! Thanks NTMTOM!! You rock๐Ÿ˜„

  4. Saffron January 14, 2016 / 4:03 pm

    Fortune says
    “I hope you don’t bungle or bobble your Fingal dopple”

    • Kay Fabe January 14, 2016 / 5:01 pm

      Ahhhh I loved that episode!

      “Mom…..my nuts?”

  5. Kay Fabe January 14, 2016 / 5:01 pm

    “Your image will be posted on an internet site devoted to cute animals. No, not that one, the better one.”

    • Faye January 14, 2016 / 7:00 pm

      Hahahaha!

    • Ilonka January 14, 2016 / 8:39 pm

      Thumbs way up!!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 14, 2016 / 10:53 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you for the compliment! I should say that I bear Cute Overload no ill feelings, and neither should anyone else. Plenty of people still enjoy it, and they’re correct to do so.

      • Kay Fabe January 14, 2016 / 10:58 pm

        Of course, you’re absolutely right! I was just expressing my preference for your fine site. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Kay Fabe January 14, 2016 / 11:02 pm

            Haha you’re most welcome!

          • Faye January 14, 2016 / 11:29 pm

            Refined? Not so much.
            We are way to snarky boisterous and silly to be refined. IMHO.

          • 6rabbits January 15, 2016 / 8:13 pm

            Faye speaks the truth, y’all!

      • Kar January 15, 2016 / 1:19 am

        But I love that every entry on this site was posted by you and your “where the heck did he pull that reference and how does it make it work with that image” wit.

        I don’t have to use your name as a tag to find the masterpieces. They’re all works of art.

  6. fkaWaldenPond January 14, 2016 / 8:57 pm

    “The next woman you meet will sweep you off your feet.” *besides the one holding you now*

  7. NathanF January 15, 2016 / 1:45 am

    A fortune cookies, hope this little guy got a good one. Here’s some fortunes I’ve received from cookies before:

    “Things in life should be simple, rather than complex.”
    “Enjoy the small things you find on your path.”
    “Don’t close your heart so tightly against life’s pain that you shut out life’s blessings.”
    “I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.”
    “In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout ‘Fire!'”

  8. Muppet2171 January 15, 2016 / 6:57 pm

    “You will be hungry soon. Best order carryout now.”

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