Rise and shine, twinkletoes! Now I suppose you think you’re going to lie there in bed all morning and not do your patriotic duty as a consumer! Well, that’s not how we do things in this outfit, soldier! We will be going to the store and we will be shopping, maggot! You’re going to shop until you drop! By oh-eleven-hundred hours, I expect to be filled with gloves, scarves, cosmetics and other tasteful accessories, do! you! understand me!