Gentle readers, brace yourselves. You are about to meet the Most Disapproving Bunny in the World. You’ve seen grumpy cats, you’ve seen disdainful dogs — heck, you’ve even seen other disapproving bunnies, but nothing can prepare you for the soul-shredding expostulation of… Fluffle-Uffums! Take it away!
♬ Tra-la-la, hum-de-dum, it’s a beautiful day todaaaaay… ♬
Um, excuse me, you’re supposed to be disapproving, and here you are, smiling and chirping out a little song. What gives?
Huh? Oh, I’m like this all the time. ♬ Doo-dee-doot-doot… ♬
What, what? When I interviewed you, there was this look of extreme disapproval on your face. I mean, I’d never seen anything quite like it. And this is in fact why I invited you to appear on my blog, because I wanted to share to see this… this incredible look of…
Oh, that was just gas.