The Elusive Elephantelope

Often dismissed as the hallucination of drunken hunters, the fabled…

Wait a minute, didn’t I already write this? Excuse me, baby elephant, but we already did the “animal looks like it has antlers” bit today, so I can’t use you. I mean, don’t get me wrong — I like what you’re doing here, and I really admire the initiative, but we just don’t need you today. We’re moving on. Sorry.

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13 thoughts on “The Elusive Elephantelope

  1. Smartypants January 21, 2016 / 1:15 pm

    Aww, and look at those adorable little…tusk buds? Tusklets? Where they’re just starting to sprout.

  2. bananabreadhead January 21, 2016 / 1:17 pm

    And look at all the fuzz on the chin and the leathery ears!

  3. Gigi_the cat lady January 21, 2016 / 1:36 pm

    I think he is trying out for the role of Max in How the Grinch stole Christmas.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 21, 2016 / 1:38 pm

      “Thank you, but we’re only looking at sad-eyed dogs. Leave your headshots and we’ll call you if we have anything.”

      • Kar January 21, 2016 / 4:29 pm

        Will the dancing Max’s please wait in the wings? We’re only looking at sad-eyed Max’s.

  4. Faye January 21, 2016 / 2:02 pm

    I can use him in the chorus line for my production of “I’m A Little Tea Pot”.

    • bananabreadhead January 21, 2016 / 3:05 pm

      I’ll be buying tickets for opening night.

  5. ffleur2 January 21, 2016 / 2:33 pm

    Baby elephant: “Tools, I’m using tools without opposable thumbs! Doesn’t that count?!” (better than your average chimp) – lellypant huffs.

  6. Kay Fabe January 21, 2016 / 3:12 pm

    “I want to be on the internets, too! I want fame! FAME! I want to live forever! Light up the sky like a flame!”

  7. amyliz January 21, 2016 / 3:17 pm

    As, too bad, little elephant! Nice try, though!

  8. Ellie's Maid January 21, 2016 / 11:22 pm

    “I didn’t know when mom sent me to charm school that I’d have to carry stuff on my head to improve my posture . . .Dang!”

  9. cheshirekittehkat January 22, 2016 / 6:22 pm

    Awww, little babeh lellafunt, pleez to nawt feel bad; Do nawt cry!!! Mebbee if you stood in the back behind the curtains, another funnee pikchure hopportunity will show up! Meanwhile, I’ll keep you kumpany; mebbee weez can play checkers or sumfin…….;

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