Often dismissed as the hallucination of drunken hunters, the fabled…
Wait a minute, didn’t I already write this? Excuse me, baby elephant, but we already did the “animal looks like it has antlers” bit today, so I can’t use you. I mean, don’t get me wrong — I like what you’re doing here, and I really admire the initiative, but we just don’t need you today. We’re moving on. Sorry.
via Imgur.
Aww, and look at those adorable little…tusk buds? Tusklets? Where they’re just starting to sprout.
And look at all the fuzz on the chin and the leathery ears!
I think he is trying out for the role of Max in How the Grinch stole Christmas.
“Thank you, but we’re only looking at sad-eyed dogs. Leave your headshots and we’ll call you if we have anything.”
Will the dancing Max’s please wait in the wings? We’re only looking at sad-eyed Max’s.
I can use him in the chorus line for my production of “I’m A Little Tea Pot”.
I’ll be buying tickets for opening night.
Love the hover! 😀
Baby elephant: “Tools, I’m using tools without opposable thumbs! Doesn’t that count?!” (better than your average chimp) – lellypant huffs.
“I want to be on the internets, too! I want fame! FAME! I want to live forever! Light up the sky like a flame!”
As, too bad, little elephant! Nice try, though!
“I didn’t know when mom sent me to charm school that I’d have to carry stuff on my head to improve my posture . . .Dang!”
Awww, little babeh lellafunt, pleez to nawt feel bad; Do nawt cry!!! Mebbee if you stood in the back behind the curtains, another funnee pikchure hopportunity will show up! Meanwhile, I’ll keep you kumpany; mebbee weez can play checkers or sumfin…….;