Next Week on “The Guiding Leash”

At Generally Specific Hospital, Zelda Blatz discovers to her horror that doctors reattaching her severed leg put it on backwards, so that now she can only walk in very small circles. At the same time, the villainous Heinrich von Dinkel proceeds with his plan to foreclose on the orphanage, the soup kitchen, three public parks, two churches, and Miss Livonia’s Wayward Home for Girls. Meanwhile, in the tranquil Flootwankel household, Jeremy’s attempt to apologize for his string of affairs is unexpectedly interrupted…

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26 thoughts on “Next Week on “The Guiding Leash”

  1. Elaine C Williamson January 22, 2016 / 1:00 pm

    Love that story on The Guiding Leash!

  2. allein January 22, 2016 / 1:18 pm

    I’ve missed The Guiding Leash! So glad it’s come to this channel. 😉

    • Faye January 22, 2016 / 1:51 pm

      Are old episodes on Cinmax or Ourtube?

      • allein January 22, 2016 / 2:13 pm

        Petflix, I think.

        • Haha January 22, 2016 / 4:15 pm

          Time Warmpurr Cable regularly runs reruns.

          • allein January 22, 2016 / 4:49 pm

            Nice!

            • Faye January 22, 2016 / 5:40 pm

              Kudos people!

  3. Catwhisperer January 22, 2016 / 1:22 pm

    You had me at “Generally Specific Hospital!”

    • amyliz January 22, 2016 / 1:43 pm

      Same here!?

    • Faye January 22, 2016 / 1:47 pm

      Me too!

    • Kar January 23, 2016 / 12:38 am

      Seriously, how does NTMTOM come up with these?

    • 6rabbits January 23, 2016 / 11:53 pm

      Me three!

  4. debg January 22, 2016 / 1:31 pm

    I really wanted to see a picture of Zelda Blatz.

    • Beemoused January 22, 2016 / 1:52 pm

      I want a gif of the Wayward House – how far does it wander?

      • Faye January 22, 2016 / 1:57 pm

        Good one!!

    • Faye January 22, 2016 / 1:59 pm

      Her brother Plotz Blatz hid the camera. ?

  5. Ellie's Maid January 22, 2016 / 2:04 pm

    Hovertext!!!!!! Just like a man!!! 😀

    Oops! Sorry, Mike! I’m sure (cough cough) you aren’t that way . . .

    😀

  6. EAG46 January 22, 2016 / 2:18 pm

    The Guiding Leash! This was one of my favorite features! I’m so happy you revived it here. Maybe we can see Generally Specific Hospital next time?

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 22, 2016 / 2:28 pm

      Maybe! Just make sure your surgeon knows which part of the leg is the front. (And welcome to the site, first-time commenter!)

  7. dubravkamcvmd January 22, 2016 / 2:56 pm

    Marjorie is SUCH a great name for a cat!

  8. cheshirekittehkat January 22, 2016 / 4:17 pm

    I’m still trying to get past the visual of Zelda Blatz walking in very small circles…..!
    Purrhaps she can try to hop…..Haowsumebber, since one foot is facing frontward, and the other one backward,
    she won’t get very far becuz she’ll only be hopping in place….. mebbee she can try to get around on a Roomba…!
    (I don’t know why I’m making her problem MY problem……..;)

    • Haha January 22, 2016 / 4:30 pm

      How about a skateboard? Or Hover-round? Kitty sized Segway?

    • Faye January 22, 2016 / 5:47 pm

      For the sake of humanity we must all embrace her problem. Is it not a problem for all of us!

      I’ve been known to walk in small circles when trying to find my lost car keys.

    • bossyterriers January 22, 2016 / 5:54 pm

      Dixie will be her roomba training instructor!

  9. Kar January 23, 2016 / 12:41 am

    Wait, how is a wayward home for girls different than a home for wayward girls differ?

    • 6rabbits January 23, 2016 / 11:52 pm

      The home wanders from place to place to find girls, the girls wandered from home to find others?

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