You Can’t Handlebar the Truth!

Do my ears deceive me? You dare cast aspersions as to the authenticity of my lustrous moustache, do you? This outrage shall not go unanswered, ruffian! Kindly remove yourself from this reputable taphouse and accompany me to the adjoining side street, where I shall defend my honor in a most ungentlemanly fashion!

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Dog with a Mustache, by ginnerobot, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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15 thoughts on “You Can’t Handlebar the Truth!

  1. EAG46 January 25, 2016 / 12:49 pm

    Oh no. Not even our pets are safe from hipster mustaches. Run puppy RUN!!

  2. Faye January 25, 2016 / 12:55 pm

    If only it were true!! Quite jaunty.

  3. Raymond January 25, 2016 / 1:05 pm

    Using the Marquis of Fantailler rules, of course.

    • Kar January 25, 2016 / 4:08 pm

      Know if you knew the history of your country…

  4. Gigi_the cat lady January 25, 2016 / 3:24 pm

    Baldersnock and foddle-waddle! Is you best hovertext yet, you’ve outdone yourself NTMTOM.

    • Smartypants January 25, 2016 / 8:33 pm

      Oh, and ‘malarkey’ too (thank you, Joe Biden) – I love malarkey!

  5. Rina January 25, 2016 / 10:55 pm

    Let’s not forget about jiggery-pokery!

      • Raymond January 26, 2016 / 12:32 pm

        I didn’t realize that there were so many people here who appreciate Justice Scalia — when he’s on the dissenting side.

  6. Mr. Max January 26, 2016 / 6:17 am

    And don’t forget this new word, thanks to a certain political figure I’d hoped had gone back to Alaska permanently to look at Russia from her house: “Squirmishes”!

    • Faye January 26, 2016 / 6:43 am

      Worm orgy?

      • Mr. Max January 26, 2016 / 6:52 am

        Funny! And gross!

        Nope, SP meant “skirmishes”.

        • Faye January 26, 2016 / 7:14 am

          Rhymes with Knishes. Yum.

          • Mr. Max January 27, 2016 / 12:16 am

            Coney Island blueberry knishes–the BEST!

            • Faye January 27, 2016 / 1:13 am

              Potato for me, with a side of heartburn. Lol.

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