The Continuing Adventures of McGruff, Crime Dog

Thursday, 3:04 pm — I was on stakeout with Narcotics division, watching a school playground. We’d been getting reports of a new strain of catnip on the streets; more potent, they said, and it was turning the kitties of Los Angeles into raving psychotics. The lab boys traced the ‘nip to a gang of squirrels active on the south side, and now we had them under surveillance. My job: collar ’em.

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19 thoughts on “The Continuing Adventures of McGruff, Crime Dog

  1. dubravkamcvmd January 26, 2016 / 10:54 am

    I can’t wait for the TVseries!

  2. Smartypants January 26, 2016 / 11:23 am

    “No, I’m not related to Dog, the Bounty Hunter – I get asked that a lot.”

    • myiglets January 26, 2016 / 11:39 am

      Wah ha!

    • Mikeyfur January 26, 2016 / 12:58 pm

      Excellent! Keep ’em coming, Smartypants.

      • Smartypants January 26, 2016 / 2:27 pm

        Thanks, I’ll do my best 😀

  3. Julie January 26, 2016 / 11:43 am

    I love that this is filed under “Human-Animal Hybrids”.

    And that there are several other posts under this tag.

  4. Gigi_the cat lady January 26, 2016 / 11:58 am

    As Joe Friday would say : Do the youngsters know what these goofballs are made of, son?

  5. debg January 26, 2016 / 12:26 pm

    There’s a clear arm theme today.

  6. Raymond January 26, 2016 / 12:27 pm

    Oh sure, blame the squirrels. It’s always “round up the usual suspects.”

  7. Smartypants January 26, 2016 / 12:56 pm

    Those squirrels take some nutty risks. It’s a real shell game.

    • Smartypants January 26, 2016 / 1:01 pm

      “…they never know when someone’s gonna rat ’em out, you know? Let the cat out of the bag.”

      • Smartypants January 26, 2016 / 1:10 pm

        “…it’s a dog-eat-dog world out here, but you can’t turn tail and run…”

        • 6rabbits January 26, 2016 / 10:42 pm

          You’re on a roll!?

  8. Faye January 26, 2016 / 1:12 pm

    Go Smartypants!!

  9. Faye January 26, 2016 / 1:24 pm

    Officer Dog looks exactly like Henry Morgan from Dragnet. Detective Joe Friday must be hiding around the corner. “Just the facts Ma’am.”

  10. Saffron January 26, 2016 / 2:13 pm

    My cats have expressed interest in trying that catnip. I told them to “Just Say Meow”.

  11. Kar January 26, 2016 / 7:02 pm

    Out of curiosity, when are cats NOT ” raving psychotics”?

    • amyliz January 26, 2016 / 8:21 pm

      The answer to that, of course, is…never! ?

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