Ahoy, mateys! Be ye looking for a family pet that’s both friendly and educational? Then weigh anchor and set sail for Captain Eugene’s House of Second-hand Pirate Parrots! Our crew of parrots have sailed with some of the saltiest sea dogs that ever set to sea, so ye’ll be assured they’re tame, good with people, and have the kind of rich vocabulary that only the pirate life can teach ye! Just imagine the new words your little swabbies can learn! Supplies are limited, so hurry on down today!