Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here’s a Valentine cutout
Let’s see who peeks through
Valentine Vincent!, by rikkis_refuge, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here’s a Valentine cutout
Let’s see who peeks through
Valentine Vincent!, by rikkis_refuge, licensed under CC BY 2.0
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
We love NTMTOM
And that is true.
D’AAAWWWWWWW…
Can I sign this card too, Gigi? Your poem is so nice and so true indeed!
Yes, I want to sign, too!
Love the poem, Gigi!
NTMTOM, will you marry us? Happy Valentine’s Day!
me too me too
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Valentine Cat
Sees all that you do.
You sicko.
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Coffee spitter alert! 🙂
Creepy. Is my webcam hacked!? Lol.
Roses are red?
Violets are blue?
NTMTOM saved us??
He truly came through. ?
WIN! 🙂
And so very very true.
Red is for roses
Yellow for daisies
Thank you to NTMTOM
From all of us crazies!
Okay, can I sign this card? Seems most approptiate! ?
Me too!
Takes one to know all of us. ?
You are everyone’s favorite Valentine, NTMTOM! You have made so many people so happy these past few months. Thank you!
Roses are red
Trees are green
NTMTOM’s the best valentine
We’ve ever seen!
Roses are red
The Donald is orange
We love NTMTOM
because..oh, crap.
Maybe this will help! Lol! I think you set us up Mr. Max.
Orange has almost no perfect rhymes. The only word in the 20-volume historical Oxford English Dictionary that rhymes with orange is sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant). Silver is another word for which it is almost impossible to find a perfect rhyme: the only candidate is the rare word chilver, which the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary defines as ‘a ewe-lamb’ (i.e. a female lamb). Both orange and silver do have half-rhymes, though: the Oxford Rhyming Dictionary gives lozenge as a half-rhyme for orange, for example, and salver as a half-rhyme for silver.
I am BUSTED!
Thanks for the wordsmithing!
Eminem rhymed door hinge with orange. Brilliant.
The Donald does remind me of a giant Cheetoh!
Yes, I’ve also heard the description ‘belligerent Tater Tot’ LOL!
Mr. Max, you’re well ahead of me – all I could come up with was “There once was a man from Nantucket…”!
Faye, how about ‘borage’ or ‘porridge’ as partial rhymes for orange? They lack the “N,” but have similar vowels and cadence.
Belligerent Tater Tot was one of my snarkier, caffeine-inspired names for The Yuge One. I also think he looks like an Enraged Guppy with that mouth, with apologies to my ichthian friends.
And naughty you for the Nantucket thoughts! Although I did once find a book at my Dad’s house of naughty limericks, to which he had made many a contribution, and was an editor! Funny how he never showed me that one when I was little.
Yes, I have never seen a picture of that man with his mouth closed!
Awesome. On the rhyming words.
I literally lol’ed at this.