27 thoughts on “Caturday Valentine

  1. Gigi_the cat lady February 13, 2016 / 10:33 am

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    We love NTMTOM
    And that is true.

    • jerzowa February 13, 2016 / 11:16 am

      Can I sign this card too, Gigi? Your poem is so nice and so true indeed!

      • amyliz February 13, 2016 / 12:20 pm

        Yes, I want to sign, too!

        • Smartypants February 13, 2016 / 1:35 pm

          Love the poem, Gigi!

          NTMTOM, will you marry us? Happy Valentine’s Day!

          • debg February 13, 2016 / 7:29 pm

            me too me too

  2. Kay Fabe February 13, 2016 / 12:08 pm

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    Valentine Cat
    Sees all that you do.

    You sicko.

    • amyliz February 13, 2016 / 12:21 pm


    • Mr. Max February 13, 2016 / 4:34 pm

      Coffee spitter alert! πŸ™‚

    • Faye February 13, 2016 / 4:45 pm

      Creepy. Is my webcam hacked!? Lol.

  3. Faye February 13, 2016 / 1:45 pm

    Roses are red🌹
    Violets are blueπŸ’œ
    NTMTOM saved usπŸš«πŸŽ™
    He truly came through. 🎯

    • Saffron February 13, 2016 / 5:23 pm

      WIN! πŸ™‚
      And so very very true.

  4. The Commenter Formerly Known as Ricky's Mom February 13, 2016 / 2:09 pm

    Red is for roses
    Yellow for daisies
    Thank you to NTMTOM
    From all of us crazies!

    • 6rabbits February 13, 2016 / 4:17 pm

      Okay, can I sign this card? Seems most approptiate! πŸ’Œ

      • Faye February 13, 2016 / 4:43 pm

        Me too!
        Takes one to know all of us. 😜

  5. Mikeyfur February 13, 2016 / 3:06 pm

    You are everyone’s favorite Valentine, NTMTOM! You have made so many people so happy these past few months. Thank you!

  6. Laura February 13, 2016 / 3:16 pm

    Roses are red
    Trees are green
    NTMTOM’s the best valentine
    We’ve ever seen!

  7. Mr. Max February 13, 2016 / 4:35 pm

    Roses are red
    The Donald is orange
    We love NTMTOM
    because..oh, crap.

    • Faye February 13, 2016 / 4:41 pm

      Maybe this will help! Lol! I think you set us up Mr. Max.
      Orange has almost no perfect rhymes. The only word in the 20-volume historical Oxford English Dictionary that rhymes with orange is sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant). Silver is another word for which it is almost impossible to find a perfect rhyme: the only candidate is the rare word chilver, which the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary defines as ‘a ewe-lamb’ (i.e. a female lamb). Both orange and silver do have half-rhymes, though: the Oxford Rhyming Dictionary gives lozenge as a half-rhyme for orange, for example, and salver as a half-rhyme for silver.

      • Mr. Max February 13, 2016 / 5:28 pm

        I am BUSTED!

        Thanks for the wordsmithing!

      • Brouhaha February 14, 2016 / 12:18 am

        Eminem rhymed door hinge with orange. Brilliant.

    • amyliz February 13, 2016 / 5:00 pm

      The Donald does remind me of a giant Cheetoh!

      • Smartypants February 13, 2016 / 5:16 pm

        Yes, I’ve also heard the description ‘belligerent Tater Tot’ LOL!

        Mr. Max, you’re well ahead of me – all I could come up with was “There once was a man from Nantucket…”!

        Faye, how about ‘borage’ or ‘porridge’ as partial rhymes for orange? They lack the “N,” but have similar vowels and cadence.

        • Mr. Max February 13, 2016 / 5:34 pm

          Belligerent Tater Tot was one of my snarkier, caffeine-inspired names for The Yuge One. I also think he looks like an Enraged Guppy with that mouth, with apologies to my ichthian friends.

          And naughty you for the Nantucket thoughts! Although I did once find a book at my Dad’s house of naughty limericks, to which he had made many a contribution, and was an editor! Funny how he never showed me that one when I was little.

          • amyliz February 13, 2016 / 6:39 pm

            Yes, I have never seen a picture of that man with his mouth closed!

        • Faye February 13, 2016 / 7:05 pm

          Awesome. On the rhyming words.

    • allein February 13, 2016 / 10:59 pm

      I literally lol’ed at this.

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