It’s a Dog-Meet-“Dog” World

Prepare yourselves, conspiracy buffs, because I’m about to cry “havoc!” and let slip the dogs of truth! Sharp-eyed sender-inner Sharon A. sent in this video, supposedly of a so-called “service dog” meeting “Pluto,” a lovable costumed “character” at a popular “Southern California” “theme” “park” “.”

An innocent encounter? That’s exactly what they want you to think! After exhaustive YouTube research over the past ten minutes, I’ve stumbled onto an intergalactic conspiracy hidden right under our olive-shaped noses!

It turns out that Plutonians from the planet Pluto have secretly embedded themselves in our society, setting up bases in Orlando, Anaheim, Hong Kong, and Paris, where their footsoldiers, wearing the yellow tunic of the Plutonian army, receive instructions from agents of the Pluto high command! It’s so obvious!

And now that Pluto has been downgraded from “planet” to “really large rock,” these Plutonians are angry and hungry for revenge! Beware! They live among us! It may already be too late! We’ve got to stop them before this planet goes to the dogs!

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15 thoughts on “It’s a Dog-Meet-“Dog” World

  1. Brouhaha February 15, 2016 / 9:41 am

    That last video where he gives puppy butt to sniff – excellent.

    • Kar February 15, 2016 / 6:08 pm

      I think he deliberately chose to do that, rather than do the opposite.

  2. Gigi the cat lady February 15, 2016 / 10:17 am

    They’re heeeeere!

  3. 6rabbits February 15, 2016 / 11:04 am

    Gotta wonder what’s going thru the doggehs’ heads! Love the black pup when he rolls on his back! They do look like they’re meeting god or their overlord, or something…

  4. Faye February 15, 2016 / 11:58 am

    Pups must be confused. Pluto looks like a dog but smells like a human. The two combined must equal Supreme Leader. Their dog dreams and secret desires have come true!!

  5. Saffron February 15, 2016 / 12:11 pm

    Even more frightening than the Borg…….

  6. Kay Fabe February 15, 2016 / 12:31 pm

    “Yes, Master…I shall scoot….”

  7. SAA1451 February 15, 2016 / 1:10 pm


  8. Carol February 15, 2016 / 2:13 pm

    I’m a Plutonian and It’s not a *&^(*$&#)) rock!!!!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike February 15, 2016 / 2:17 pm

      I know! Remember, I’m writing in the character of “Mr. Conspiracy Whacko” so don’t take me seriously. 🙂

      • cheshirekittehkat February 15, 2016 / 6:59 pm

        O Nomtom, we love you so much that we believe everything you say (usually……!)

      • Mr. Max February 16, 2016 / 1:39 am

        Oh, no! I kicked our neighborhood “Mr. Conspiracy Whacko” off of my property earlier today after he kept insisting Monsanto, Bill Gates, Bono, and the Illuminati were trying to use GMOs and vaccines to kill off all but a handful of the world’s human population. I’m not kidding. Is there a Paranoia Convergence going on? Break out the tinfoil hats!

  9. Deb February 15, 2016 / 10:12 pm

    This is what happens when you demote the god of the Underworld!

  10. Mr. Max February 16, 2016 / 1:44 am

    When I first saw the title I thought it was going to be “Dog” the Bounty Hunter! I met him at the beach once and found out I tower over him (I’m 5’9″, so he must wear some serious lifts in his boots on TV!).

    • Faye February 16, 2016 / 2:27 am

      Go know.

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