Prepare yourselves, conspiracy buffs, because I’m about to cry “havoc!” and let slip the dogs of truth! Sharp-eyed sender-inner Sharon A. sent in this video, supposedly of a so-called “service dog” meeting “Pluto,” a lovable costumed “character” at a popular “Southern California” “theme” “park” “.”
An innocent encounter? That’s exactly what they want you to think! After exhaustive YouTube research over the past ten minutes, I’ve stumbled onto an intergalactic conspiracy hidden right under our olive-shaped noses!
It turns out that Plutonians from the planet Pluto have secretly embedded themselves in our society, setting up bases in Orlando, Anaheim, Hong Kong, and Paris, where their footsoldiers, wearing the yellow tunic of the Plutonian army, receive instructions from agents of the Pluto high command! It’s so obvious!
And now that Pluto has been downgraded from “planet” to “really large rock,” these Plutonians are angry and hungry for revenge! Beware! They live among us! It may already be too late! We’ve got to stop them before this planet goes to the dogs!