Meanwhile, at Kitty Boot Camp…

“So, you maggots think you’re on some kind of camping trip? Well, this isn’t Burning Man, you sorry bunch of college nancy-boys! For the next six months I own your mangy little tails, and you will be on that front line at oh-six-hundred every morning or you will be cleaning litter boxes until the end of time, do I make myself clear?”

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Via Imgur. The “0” stands for “Oh, how cute,” Tamara S.

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8 thoughts on “Meanwhile, at Kitty Boot Camp…

  1. allein February 17, 2016 / 9:09 am

    At ease, soldier.

  2. Gigi_the cat lady February 17, 2016 / 10:37 am

    What popped into my mind seeing this picture was my sister and me when we were kids. She was the perfect little girl, just like that little gray cat, all clean and don’t I look pretty. Mom could put her in a white dress and by diner time, the dress was still spotless. I being a tom boy and difficulty staying clean for 10 minutes strait and did often stick out my tongue at her behind her back (and mom’s) at all the complements she got about being a good girl. 🙂

    • Haha February 17, 2016 / 11:16 am

      Gigi, I’d like to be your friend. Let’s go climb a tree.

      • Laura February 17, 2016 / 12:54 pm

        Me, too. And then go splash around in the creek and squish our toes in the mud!

        • Kar February 17, 2016 / 2:22 pm

          I failed at being a flower girl because I spotted a jungle gym on the way to the sanctuary. Climbed it like, well, a jungle gym in my customized baby blue dress with new shoes and tights.

          Ended up being carried down the aisle like a bouquet by my father as I had better things to do.

          • allein February 17, 2016 / 2:51 pm

            Haha! Picturing this made me giggle.

            I was flower girl in my cousin’s wedding when I was 7. I had to be carried out of the reception by my grandfather because I got my foot stepped on while dancing and had to take off my shoes. Also, I was half asleep by then.

  3. Kay Fabe February 17, 2016 / 2:59 pm

    This is my jingly toy! There are many like it but this one is mine!

  4. Doug July 26, 2016 / 12:42 pm

    YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES

    .. And here’s a raspberry on top !! ..

    Now go away, or I will taunt ye again

    (Cats .. crazy little things)

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