Don’t Make Me Cut You!

Hey, you want to survive in the crime business, you gotta watch your back. Like the other night, some of my boys take me out for dinner, all friendly-like. But when I see the butter sauce on the table, I know there’s gonna be trouble. So I grab a knife and cut outta there, man. Ain’t nobody gonna crack this crab, you know?

Never mind, Murray C., we’ll orderย the Mobster Lobster.

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28 thoughts on “Don’t Make Me Cut You!

  1. Tinak February 18, 2016 / 11:22 am

    Murray? Lobster? I am armed with lemons!

  2. Gigi_the cat lady February 18, 2016 / 12:18 pm

    This should have the West Side Story soundtrak in the backroud ! (I can’t do it I’m at work)

    Go little crab ! Go ! Any crab that can defend itself like that shouldn’t end up in a pot or on a plate that’s for sure!

  3. Kay Fabe February 18, 2016 / 12:48 pm

    I eagerly await his boss battle with Rock Lobster.

      • Kay Fabe February 18, 2016 / 1:09 pm

        And they shall battle in matching towels.

        • Kar February 18, 2016 / 1:39 pm

          You have to know where your towel is at all times.

          • Kay Fabe February 18, 2016 / 4:42 pm

            Only if you’re a hoopy frood.

  4. Faye February 18, 2016 / 2:19 pm

    I want someone to rack up the video in reverse!! I’m coming at you, human!! And the hand backing up. I think that guy is gonna need a bigger kitchen.

    • fkaWaldenPond February 18, 2016 / 5:55 pm


  5. Kar February 18, 2016 / 4:56 pm

    I think that they need to knock it off with these Kray movies. Wonder what would happen if they threw a bunch of Bay Seasoning on him.

    • Faye February 18, 2016 / 5:02 pm

      There’s gonna be some Cracked Crab “on ice” if he doesn’t turn over the knife. (touches side of nose).

      This would make a great Jimmy Cagney movie. (I’m so dating myself)

      Hand reaches for small prop beer bottle. Breaks off the bottom. “You’re gonna regret this you Crab!”

        • Faye February 18, 2016 / 8:37 pm


          Copper=cooker. Omgosh.

          Cooker: “I’m gonna fill you with hot bread!”

          • Faye February 18, 2016 / 8:44 pm

            Shoots. Shrimp cocktail sauce splatters all over.

  6. cheshirekittehkat February 18, 2016 / 5:05 pm

    Seriously, it looks like this crab’s right claw is missing or at least substantially smaller than the other.
    I didn’t notice it right away, because he kinda dazzled me with his footwork and his knife-wielding dexterity……..;

    • 6rabbits February 18, 2016 / 7:28 pm

      Fiddler crab, possibly?

      • Faye February 18, 2016 / 8:42 pm

        That’s obviously the stunt crab.

  7. allein February 18, 2016 / 6:53 pm

    Had to…

    • Murray February 18, 2016 / 11:20 pm

      Thanks for posting this from Big Bang Theory. I’m afraid that popular culture is something of which I am woefully ignorant, so this clears up a few things for me. ๐Ÿ™„

  8. Faye February 18, 2016 / 8:39 pm

    OMG. That’s the title for our tiny movie. Mobster Sauce

    • Faye February 18, 2016 / 8:45 pm

      Starring Jimmy Crabney.

  9. Faye February 18, 2016 / 8:50 pm

    Is the crab fresh?

      • Faye February 19, 2016 / 5:49 am

        ROFLOL. I forgot that line.

        I was going for: I don’t know how fresh but he is very emotional right now.

    • Mr. Max February 19, 2016 / 12:56 am

      AJ, your typo is hysterical. I REALLY don’t know if I want to see a knife-wielding “crap”.

      That being said, I would LOVE to hear the story this guy tells in the ER after that crab cuts the bejayzus out of his hand.

    • Faye February 19, 2016 / 5:55 am

      Monkey say: Just try to make me go to rehab I won’t go, go, go.

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