Hey, you want to survive in the crime business, you gotta watch your back. Like the other night, some of my boys take me out for dinner, all friendly-like. But when I see the butter sauce on the table, I know there’s gonna be trouble. So I grab a knife and cut outta there, man. Ain’t nobody gonna crack this crab, you know?
Never mind, Murray C., we’ll order the Mobster Lobster.
Murray? Lobster? I am armed with lemons!
This should have the West Side Story soundtrak in the backroud ! (I can’t do it I’m at work)
Go little crab ! Go ! Any crab that can defend itself like that shouldn’t end up in a pot or on a plate that’s for sure!
I’m reminded of the infamous “This chicken will cut you!” line from The Bloggess:
http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/
I eagerly await his boss battle with Rock Lobster.
That lobster’s going down, down, doowwwnn!
And they shall battle in matching towels.
You have to know where your towel is at all times.
Only if you’re a hoopy frood.
I want someone to rack up the video in reverse!! I’m coming at you, human!! And the hand backing up. I think that guy is gonna need a bigger kitchen.
😀
I think that they need to knock it off with these Kray movies. Wonder what would happen if they threw a bunch of Bay Seasoning on him.
There’s gonna be some Cracked Crab “on ice” if he doesn’t turn over the knife. (touches side of nose).
This would make a great Jimmy Cagney movie. (I’m so dating myself)
Hand reaches for small prop beer bottle. Breaks off the bottom. “You’re gonna regret this you Crab!”
You’ll never get me alive cooker!
Exactly.
Copper=cooker. Omgosh.
Cooker: “I’m gonna fill you with hot bread!”
Shoots. Shrimp cocktail sauce splatters all over.
Seriously, it looks like this crab’s right claw is missing or at least substantially smaller than the other.
I didn’t notice it right away, because he kinda dazzled me with his footwork and his knife-wielding dexterity……..;
Fiddler crab, possibly?
That’s obviously the stunt crab.
Had to…
Thanks for posting this from Big Bang Theory. I’m afraid that popular culture is something of which I am woefully ignorant, so this clears up a few things for me. ?
OMG. That’s the title for our tiny movie. Mobster Sauce
Starring Jimmy Crabney.
Is the crab fresh?
Find out. Ask him, “why don’t you come up and see me some time?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY9QxFDwiL0
ROFLOL. I forgot that line.
I was going for: I don’t know how fresh but he is very emotional right now.
First craps, now monkeys. Wonder if they’re part of the same gang?? What is this world coming to!
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/18/monkey-paraiba-brazil-bar-drinks-rum-takes-knife
AJ, your typo is hysterical. I REALLY don’t know if I want to see a knife-wielding “crap”.
That being said, I would LOVE to hear the story this guy tells in the ER after that crab cuts the bejayzus out of his hand.
Monkey say: Just try to make me go to rehab I won’t go, go, go.