Today I received an email that was intended for someone else with a name similar to mine. So I replied politely and explained the situation.
…but we can’t just leave it at that, now can we? Hit it, maestro!
No, I can’t pick out a Jesus for the Saturn
That’s something that I’m not prepared to do
For your Beemer I’ve got Buddha or if you want I coulda
Pair your Chevy with that crazy cat Cthulhu
Got an Allah for your Altima, I bought him up in Baltim’a
For your Humvee, Hermes, Hephaestus, or Zeus
For an Opel I’ve got Odin; that’s the very car he rode in
But no Big J for Saturn, there’s no use!
Etcetera, etcetera… I may add to this if I can think of any more verses.