We Come in Peace!

People of Earth! Do not be alarmed by our helmets; we need them to breathe your primitive Earth atmosphere! We have journeyed many thousands of lightyears in search of kibble for our dying pla — Did you just call me “Mr. Coffee”? Why does everyone keep calling me “Mr. Coffee”? I fly all this way, my people are starving, I’m supposed to bring back kibble, and all you people do is crack jokes! Who is this Mr. Coffee, anyway — is he like your leader or something? Does he have all the kibble?


Via Imgur. There is no intelligent life without Mr. Coffee, Julie.

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19 thoughts on “We Come in Peace!

  1. myiglets February 21, 2016 / 1:12 pm


  2. Mal February 21, 2016 / 1:44 pm

    I got nothing clever to say. But that is Big LOL.

    • 6rabbits February 21, 2016 / 7:01 pm

      I’d be checking my shoes carefully until that cone comes off!

  3. debg February 21, 2016 / 2:47 pm

    Needz a bigger cone of shame to contain all the floof (poor baby).

  4. Smartypants February 21, 2016 / 3:45 pm

    The sticking-out tongue totally puts it over the top!

  5. Faye February 21, 2016 / 3:51 pm

    Wow! That must have been some wild party she threw last night. She’s trying to hold back her own hair.

  6. JenDeyan February 21, 2016 / 4:09 pm

    You can’t contain the FLOOF!

  7. Clairdelune February 21, 2016 / 4:13 pm

    The tail(?) floof itself looks like an alien creature – probably lives symbiotically with Mr. Coffee. Or maybe that is the REAL alien ad it’s controlling Mr. Coffee’s brain – that would explain the lolling tongue.
    ALERT: everybody, check your tail end tonight, make sure there’s no trace of floof – the aliens may try to control us to get full access to all the kibble on the planet. OMG, what if in humans the floof grows on the head instead… OMG… head floof… THE INVASION HAS STARTED ALREADY!!!

  8. Faye February 21, 2016 / 4:59 pm

    Maybe it’s a Borg cat wearing some kind of cyborg enhancement that locates and funnels the kibble right into the Borg Cat Cube. Resistance is a drag.

    • 6rabbits February 21, 2016 / 7:02 pm


    • Smartypants February 22, 2016 / 7:31 am

      Aww – pretty kitty! Hope she’s feeling better. That cone looks like an improvement over the hard plastic type.

      • Claire February 22, 2016 / 2:18 pm

        Thanks! It was a mysterious allergic reaction that caused her to lick all the fur off her front limbs, but she’s better now (and taking Claritin). That soft cone was okay for a while, until the stinker figured out how to flip it down and get at her legs again. Then she had to have a hard plastic one, which I think she purposely got wet in her water bowl then dragged through her litter box. I’m not sure who is happier to be done with the cone, her or me.

  9. Kar February 21, 2016 / 7:23 pm

    I really want to hear the story behind this.

  10. amyliz February 21, 2016 / 7:29 pm

    When that cone comes off, revenge will be had! (Is that even grammatically correct? Regardless….shudder!)

  11. Lurkingduck February 21, 2016 / 10:49 pm

    Ok, this time I didn’t snort, I inhaled. Cranberry juice hurts!

  12. Mr. Max February 22, 2016 / 11:39 pm

    Exactly what I look like before Mr. Coffee and I have our morning rendezvous.

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