Once upon a time, there was a kind little shark who set out through the woods to deliver some candy to her gramma. That’s right, it was a candygram. But before she could get there, the Big Bad Wolf demanded “give me all your goodies, I haven’t had a bite all day,” which is a really stupid thing to say to a shark. And so Little Blue Riding Shark ate the Big Bad Wolf, and as the foolish dog disappeared into the shark’s mouth, they transformed into the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter, at which point the story stopped making any sense whatsoever. The end.