Little Blue Riding Shark

Once upon a time, there was a kind little shark who set out through the woods to deliver some candy to her gramma. That’s right, it was a candygram. But before she could get there, the Big Bad Wolf demanded “give me all your goodies, I haven’t had a bite all day,” which is a really stupid thing to say to a shark. And so Little Blue Riding Shark ate the Big Bad Wolf, and as the foolish dog disappeared into the shark’s mouth, they transformed into the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter, at which point the story stopped making any sense whatsoever. The end.


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31 thoughts on “Little Blue Riding Shark

  1. allein February 23, 2016 / 8:59 am

    This is a dream you had last night, isn’t it?

  2. Haha February 23, 2016 / 8:59 am

    I must still be asleep. This is just like some of my dreams.

    Haha! Check out the time stamp of the 1st 2 comments. Great minds and all.

    • allein February 23, 2016 / 9:02 am


  3. allein February 23, 2016 / 9:02 am

    And also,

    • Deb February 23, 2016 / 9:33 am

      I will never forget these early days of SNL with Chevy Chase as the shark. I’m so glad I’m not alone here!

      • allein February 23, 2016 / 10:20 am

        I never saw that one when it first aired. I was 10 days old when SNL premiered. Seen lots of reruns, of course, but I’m not sure I’ve actually seen that skit. I’ll have to look it up when I get home tonight.

        When I think of Weekend Update, I think Kevin Nealon.

      • debg February 23, 2016 / 11:13 am

        I remember when the shark became a land shark! It took me years to figure out the joke, because I was about 14 when that skit first aired.

    • Kay Fabe February 23, 2016 / 11:32 am

      The candygram line gave me a belly laugh!

      • Murray February 23, 2016 / 1:22 pm

        Yep, that was the kicker. Then the sorting hat. What’s NTMTOM got in his Wheaties!

  4. Not That Mike The Other Mike February 23, 2016 / 9:09 am

    But the story, confusing as it is, has a happy ending. Not long after, the combined shark/pup/hat would enjoy world fame, however fleeting:

    • allein February 23, 2016 / 9:20 am

      Better than Sharknado…

  5. Saffron February 23, 2016 / 9:20 am

    Later the human came out of the house and said “I’m gonna need a bigger deck”

    • Gigi the cat lady February 23, 2016 / 10:30 am


    • allein February 23, 2016 / 10:51 am


      • Faye February 23, 2016 / 11:35 am

        I love this. The broken sidewalk really nails it.

        • allein February 23, 2016 / 11:46 am

          I found it when I was looking for the SNL pic I posted above. Had to use it. 🙂

      • Saffron February 23, 2016 / 11:51 am

        I don’t know where this is but I need one in my yard.

        • Faye February 23, 2016 / 7:34 pm

          I like to sit and watch the world go by. I’m very good at it. I would sit there all day.

  6. Faye February 23, 2016 / 9:29 am

    Tastes like chicken.

  7. Deb February 23, 2016 / 9:35 am

    Hahaha!! The sorting hat from Harry Potter!!

    • allein February 23, 2016 / 10:25 am

      My friends dragged me to the RiffTrax of Sharknado 2 last year. The first time we went, it was raining so hard that the satellite feed cut out (in multiple areas of the country, apparently) and after waiting about 20 minutes we ended up getting our money back and going out for dinner instead. We also got a free ticket to use later, which we used the next week when they were running it again.

      I thought the weather was rather appropriate. We had to run to the car and of course no one had an umbrella.

  8. dubravkamcvmd February 23, 2016 / 9:59 am

    The Little Blue Riding Shark/Sorting Hat makes me so happy I could incubate a sprinkler.

    • Faye February 23, 2016 / 11:34 am

      Oooo well said!

    • Saffron February 23, 2016 / 11:52 am

      😀 😀 😀

    • The Commenter Formerly Known as Ricky's Mom February 23, 2016 / 2:29 pm


  9. birdlady26 February 23, 2016 / 9:59 am

    First sentence had me giggling uncontrollably. Thanks for the laughs NTMTOM!!!!

  10. Gigi the cat lady February 23, 2016 / 10:35 am

    Reminds me of the fairy tales they used to show on the old Bullwinkle show. Fractured fairy tales I think they were called.

  11. bunnylove50 February 23, 2016 / 10:37 am

    My new favorite word: Hufflepuff! 🙂

  12. The Commenter Formerly Known as Ricky's Mom February 23, 2016 / 2:30 pm

    This is pretty much how I tell stories, too.

  13. cheshirekittehkat February 23, 2016 / 5:43 pm

    I would love to see this Shark-Puppy on a roomba; between this dog and the cat that usually rides the roomba, this would revolutionize commercials as we know them (and not a minute too soon)……!

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