Shout-out to new subscriber Elane! Thank you! And to the anonymous donor who asked “Just want to know if NTMTOM is the same as NONTOM”: Thank you very much, but I am not the same as Non Tom, the premium tea from Vietnam. According to this page, when you brew Non Tom, “you will feel smell of small nuggets.” As far as I know, I don’t smell of small nuggets, but this is the sort of thing even your best friends won’t tell you.
I want to apologize for the cheesecake video earlier today, which looked really funny until someone noticed how it was staged. It bothers me when I get punked by things like this, because it means I’m not paying close enough attention. Anyway, onward we go.