Put on a Happy Face (Updated)

Are your teeth crooked? Is your entire smile crooked? Then come see the professionals at Dr. Darryl B. Payne, DDS. Whether you need help with a size nine canine or a holey molar, Darryl B. Payne can straighten out your smile.


“Dr. Payne gave me a beautiful smile,” writes satisfied customer Gurlph Murphston. “Now I can’t wait to hear photographers tell me to say ‘cheese’!”


Photos: top, 😜😜, by jespahjoy, licensed under CC BY 2.0.; bottom, via Imgur and mental hygienist Tina M. UPDATE: Murray C. sends in a picture of another satisfied customer:


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21 thoughts on “Put on a Happy Face (Updated)

  1. Murray March 7, 2016 / 11:01 am

    Wensleydale! (Cracking toast, Grommet)

  2. allein March 7, 2016 / 11:05 am

    Does he have a brother named Larry, and another brother named Darryl?

    • Gigi_the cat lady March 7, 2016 / 12:28 pm

      Who knows, he wont talk. 😀

      • allein March 7, 2016 / 1:06 pm


  3. Emmberrann March 7, 2016 / 11:10 am

    IRL, in Columbus, OH, there really is a dentist named Paine, or, al least, there was.

    • Murray March 7, 2016 / 12:21 pm

      A bit off topic, but my husband’s urologist’s name is “Wiener”.

    • donna March 8, 2016 / 5:28 pm

      In Philly’s Chinatown, there is a dentist named Dr. Au.

      • Not That Mike The Other Mike March 8, 2016 / 5:35 pm

        OW! That was funny, thanks for sharing that! (and it looks like you’re new to the comments section, so welcome.)

        • donna March 8, 2016 / 5:37 pm

          Thanks, followed you from CO.

  4. Kay Fabe March 7, 2016 / 12:20 pm

    The practice will really be up and running when Dr. Isaac Yankem joins the team.

  5. myiglets March 7, 2016 / 12:24 pm

    Holey Molar ruck ruck ruck…

  6. ^oo^ March 7, 2016 / 1:01 pm

    Light up your face with gladness…

  7. sixkatlady March 7, 2016 / 1:41 pm

    I love the third doggie’s choice of lipstick – is that Clinique Raspberry Glace?

      • Emmberrann March 7, 2016 / 2:27 pm

        Lol so hard, I am coughing!

      • Kay Fabe March 7, 2016 / 2:34 pm

        That made me gave me a much-needed laugh!

      • Murray March 7, 2016 / 3:44 pm

        Or Cherry Botox.

  8. Flowerfanatic March 7, 2016 / 5:20 pm

    Has anyone seen the video of the dog who got REAL braces? Saw it last week.


    SPRING LAKE, MICHIGAN — Puppies are known for chewing on things and putting on weight fast. For one six-month-old golden retriever named Wesley, the opposite was the case, and an unorthodox solution was the answer.

  9. Faye March 7, 2016 / 5:35 pm

    One factor that makes it so much fun to goof on doggies is that they have NO IDEA WHAT’S SO FUNNY. WHAT?

    Beautiful framed photo of dog and owner in the background shows more dignified pose of much love.

  10. ^oo^ March 8, 2016 / 1:27 am

    The (Mill on the) Floss, Streaming?

  11. George Michael Sherry March 8, 2016 / 4:21 am

    It’s probably an old joke but I had not heard Darryl B. Payne as a dentist’s name before, and I am alarmed to report that it took me two tries to “get” the Darryl B. part of it. But once I got it, I liked it. Well done.

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