Maru Tests a Supervillain Chair

Hmm, it’s kind of wobbly, aren’t there supposed to be legs on this thing? I mean, it’s hard to intimidate James Bond if I’m rolling all over the place. Wait, now it’s on a stand, and I still look like a dweeb. Look, I’ve got arms and legs going every direction! Why can’t supervillains just have normal furniture?

Thanks to special agent Andrew Y.

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22 thoughts on “Maru Tests a Supervillain Chair

  1. Lurkingduck March 12, 2016 / 11:05 am

    I just imagined Maru in a hamster ball, and now I need a new iPad.

    • Faye March 12, 2016 / 2:02 pm

      He’d never get anywhere. Just blorp sleep in it with fur sticking out of the air slits.

    • Julie March 12, 2016 / 3:52 pm

      FINALLY!!!! Maru is on Instagram!!!

      I have followed right away.

  2. Faye March 12, 2016 / 1:32 pm

    The seat reminds me of an acrylic salad bowl from the 70s. Now I’m craving a Maru and Hana Salad with dressing on the side.

      • Faye March 12, 2016 / 2:00 pm

        Yes! Bento Box Lunch.

        Just thought of: I don’t expect you to die Mr. Bond. I expect you to marinate!

        Was Maru being shaken AND stirred in the first video?

        • debg March 12, 2016 / 2:30 pm

          Faye, you’re killing me today!

          PS I adore Maru and Hana.

          • Faye March 12, 2016 / 4:04 pm

            At your service.

      • Murray March 12, 2016 / 5:53 pm

        Hah! Good one. Anyone seen Li’l Bub lately?

        • Faye March 12, 2016 / 7:18 pm

          I follow Lil Bub on Facebook. He’s good. 😍

  3. Julie March 12, 2016 / 3:53 pm

    Why would someone vote this down? It was so entertaining!!

    • Smartypants March 12, 2016 / 4:01 pm

      Maybe they’re offended by cat nudity? I really can’t imagine! 😀

      • Alice Shortcake March 12, 2016 / 6:35 pm

        There are a few moments when the Modesty Tail is conspicuous by its absence.

        • Clairdelune March 13, 2016 / 7:07 am

          Alice, The Modesty Tail may be conspicuous by its absence in a strategic spot, but the girth of Maru’s tail is amazing – I’ve seen long-hair cats with enormous fluffy tails, but Maru is not long-haired, his appendage is all fat-padded muscle!!!!

  4. Julie March 12, 2016 / 3:54 pm

    I bet people in Japan just send her stuff to see if Maru will like it.

  5. Starfish March 12, 2016 / 3:55 pm

    Hana in that first clip is alternating between “My big bro is such a dork” and “Hey, when’s it my turn?”

  6. murkle46 March 12, 2016 / 4:50 pm

    No one noticed how Maru took to it “like a duck to water”.I think he may prefer it to boxes.He poured himself in to the half-ball and clearly is relaxed sloshing around in it.

  7. Mariana Paes March 12, 2016 / 7:34 pm

    What I wouldn’t do for the chance of squeezing those toe beans.. and booping that nose.. and don’t even get me started on the belly fluff..!

    • Smartypants March 12, 2016 / 8:19 pm

      I’m always impressed by his epic tail!

      • Clairdelune March 13, 2016 / 7:20 am

        Thanks, Smartypants, I have been trying to think of an appropriate adjective for The Tail…. epic is perfect! 😀

  8. Clairdelune March 13, 2016 / 7:14 am

    Not many cats can sit in a tangled lump like Maru. Call me crazy, but the sight of Maru brings back memories of John Candy. 😀

    LOVE this blorpy Circle!!

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