Pompous.Albert is not a grumpy cat. Grumpy is for amateurs. Grumpy is what we are in the morning before coffee. Pompous.Albert transcends Grumpy. Pompous.Albert is evil.
Pompous.Albert does not require food. Pompous.Albert nourishes himself from the throbbing ache of your failure and defeat.
Pompous.Albert maintains a complete list of those who slight or offend him. These people must be killed. Slowly. Painfully. And if possible, repeatedly.
Pompous.Albert ate all the hovertexts in this post. Pompous.Albert was submitted by Edmund H. within seven days because if he didn’t, Pompous.Albert would crawl from his TV and steal his soul. Pompous.Albert is watching you. Always.