Whatever Happened to the Ewoks?

Millions adored them in “Return of the Jedi,” but decades later, the memories for Ewoks aren’t quite so yub-yub. That’s the conclusion of a new documentary, “Endor the Line,” exposing the true story of how the film shoot ruined the delicate forest ecosystem and stuck the tribe with the tab for cleanup. “They’re still finding bits of speeder bike, even after all these years,” claims Ibbet JubNub, now living in a retirement home.


Via Imgur.

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6 thoughts on “Whatever Happened to the Ewoks?

  1. fkaWaldenPond March 16, 2016 / 4:04 pm

    ‘Endor the Line’ 😀 😀 😀

    • Murray March 16, 2016 / 5:27 pm


  2. Faye March 16, 2016 / 5:11 pm

    If ever there was a real Ewok that creature is it. I want to pet that too. Sigh.

  3. Kar March 16, 2016 / 6:36 pm

    I would so crowdfund that documentary.

    And seriously Lucasfilms, NO ONE CALLS THEM EWOKS IN THE MOVIE! Talk about franchising.

  4. Clairdelune March 16, 2016 / 8:21 pm

    I have no idea WHAT kind of creature that is: a sad pooch, a sad kind of ape, a sad mini-human, or a REAL sad Ewok. But whatever it is, I WANT ONE!! Must pet it. Must lavish hugs , treats and fresh strawberry ice cream upon him/her/it to take away sad face.

  5. hilz March 17, 2016 / 1:06 pm

    I still can’t believe they edited out the yub-yub song and replaced it with awful ridiculousness.

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