Dude, Get a Grip

“Congratulations on your purchase. You’re about to enter the exciting world of hugging! In this six-CD course, you’ll learn everything you need to become a confident and successful hugger, from basic techniques to complex maneuvers like the side-hug. Let’s begin by learning the ‘starter hug’ — standing straight, feet together, arms out front. Now, curl your fingers gently towards each other…”


Cute Monkey - Having Fun, by twosheffs, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.

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12 thoughts on “Dude, Get a Grip

  1. Faye March 18, 2016 / 10:56 am

    Ok, fine. But I hope he’s not a close talker too.

  2. allein March 18, 2016 / 11:17 am

    He can practice on me.

  3. dubravkamcvmd March 18, 2016 / 11:34 am

    Oh I would like to practice with that monkey! Yellow? A very sharp dresser!

  4. Haha March 18, 2016 / 12:50 pm

    Or he is practicing his air upright bass for the jazz concert later.

  5. Chris March 18, 2016 / 1:17 pm

    Reminds me of my time on Peru. This little guy peed on me after all of the shenanigans were said and done.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike March 18, 2016 / 2:13 pm

      That wouldn’t have happened if he’d taken my course; I have one entire lesson devoted to not peeing on people while hugging them.

      Thanks for sharing the picture, and welcome to the site!

      • Faye March 18, 2016 / 4:11 pm

        At my age I could use that lesson. Just saying.

        • TrixAndSam March 18, 2016 / 5:49 pm

          I’d sign up for that course too.

    • Kar March 18, 2016 / 6:17 pm

      I think that’s a sign of affection/marking. Doesn’t that make you feel special?

    • Smartypants March 18, 2016 / 7:41 pm

      That pic? Totally worth a little pee – adorable! 😀

  6. Linda March 18, 2016 / 2:04 pm

    he looks like Cartman’s drumming phonics monkey on South Park!

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