The mystery of the missing socks has been solved. While many theorized that they vanished into a parallel dimension, they’ve actually been stolen by a New Zealand cat named Brigit with a taste for socks and underwear. Specifically, a taste for men’s underwear. Extra specifically, a taste for underwear of men with no taste in underwear. To put it briefly, Brigit roams the neighborhood indulging her peculiar fetish, and her embarrassed owner Sarah has to leave notes in mailboxes trying to reunite the items with their owners.
Tip o’the hat (or snap o’the waistband) to Heather S. and Paul P.