Practically Perfect Pre-owned Puppy Parts

Folks, does your dog need replacement parts? Pawpads worn down? Tail not working? Then grab your tools and come on down to Sam’s U-Pickem-Pups, where we got the largest selection of puppy parts in the tri-county area. You pick’em, you pull’em, and you pocket the savings! Or rummage through our loose parts pile here, see what you can find! Open nights and weekends, we’ll see ya here!


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31 thoughts on “Practically Perfect Pre-owned Puppy Parts

  1. Lurkingduck March 23, 2016 / 11:41 am

    Ow! Chiro, stat!

  2. allein March 23, 2016 / 12:25 pm

    Well, that looks uncomfortable.

  3. Luv Bunny March 23, 2016 / 12:33 pm

    Doesn’t Sam’s U- Pickem- Pups come with instructions on how to assemble the dog? One shouldn’t need instruction but it seems the owner put the head on at the wrong angle, ouch.

  4. debg March 23, 2016 / 12:39 pm

    There goes another keyboard, Mike. You could finance the site forever by offering insurance.

  5. Faye March 23, 2016 / 12:56 pm

    Customer Service: how may I help you?

    Thanks. Just a few questions:

    Do I need a Phillips or a Flathead? What about the metric conversion chart? Is that included?
    Can that be shipped flat packed at this point?

    “As is.” you say. “Package will reveal contents.” you say.

    No deal. I wanted to surprise myself with a dog at my own surprise birthday party.

    Never mind.

  6. Annette March 23, 2016 / 1:03 pm

    This level of contortion is cat-worthy.

      • Faye March 23, 2016 / 8:38 pm

        Maybe you’re on to something NTMTOM.

      • SAA1451 March 23, 2016 / 9:50 pm

        It is only fair. My Simba was a dog disguised as a cat. He loved belly rubs and playing fetch, and came when called even if I didn’t have any food. His sister used to swat him for such unbecoming behavior.

  7. Gigi_the cat lady March 23, 2016 / 1:38 pm

    Mahatma Puppy Canid Yogi.

  8. Kar March 23, 2016 / 1:59 pm

    This looks like an IKEA project gone very, very badly.

    Including a flat herring as the assembly tool was probably a design flaw.

  9. LunaChickFringe March 23, 2016 / 2:49 pm

    Friends of mine recently adopted a senior pup who they slavishly adore, of course. I finally got to meet him in person on St. Patrick’s day though I’d seen plenty of pictures. He’s definitely got English Springer Spaniel in him by his looks. He’s a handsome well put together fella except for the tail, at least in my opinion. It’s too long to be a stub and too short to be long…Anyway, when I saw him I said it looked as though he had an after-market tail. Now I know where it came from 😛

    • Faye March 23, 2016 / 4:51 pm

      After market tail. Made me snort-laugh. 😝

      • LunaChickFringe March 24, 2016 / 8:08 am


  10. inge March 23, 2016 / 2:50 pm

    Caption makes my day !

  11. AJ March 23, 2016 / 3:57 pm

    Oh heck, my min pin sleeps like that all the time, see the pics below. He must have been been a product of this place. How he doesn’t get a crick in the neck is beyond me, LOL. And I swear he must be a cat reincarnated as he doesn’t act very dog like – doesn’t bark, loves sleeping in the sunshine and prefers to be on your lap at least 90% of the time.

    • Faye March 23, 2016 / 4:55 pm

      Did they warn you there was some assembly required or did you let the stockroom pre-assemble him?

      • AJ March 23, 2016 / 6:00 pm

        In this photo, it does look like I let the stock room pre-assemble him and of course the instructions were in Japanese so they did the best they could.

        • Faye March 23, 2016 / 6:44 pm

          Seriously, AJ, he sounds delicious.

      • inge March 23, 2016 / 7:04 pm

        Hahahaha !

  12. AJ March 23, 2016 / 4:10 pm

    Oh and here’s my min pin being a star – “Fame! I’m gonna live forever, baby remember my name”

    • allein March 23, 2016 / 4:29 pm

      I have a similar picture of my Chihuahua. I call it his Statue of Liberty pose. He may also have been part cat (“doesn’t bark, loves sleeping in the sunshine and prefers to be on your lap at least 90% of the time”). ‘Cept he was about half the size of the cats.

      • AJ March 23, 2016 / 4:58 pm

        Statue of Liberty pose, I love it! Yeah, Dobby is bigger than your guy but still small, only about 17 or 18 lbs. I’ve had or known cats that were bigger than him.

        • allein March 23, 2016 / 5:03 pm

          I think the boycat is about 15 and the girlcat is maybe 12ish.

          The girl was still afraid of Pablo (but then, she’s afraid of everything). She used to come up behind him when he was lying in my lap in the computer chair, screw up her courage, jab him in the backside with her paw, then run away. He never reacted. It was hysterical.

      • Kar March 23, 2016 / 6:46 pm

        in our house it was the Charismatic Kitty pose. Benny Hinn was at his apex at the time. Or at least his hair was.

    • Faye March 23, 2016 / 4:56 pm

      He’s famous for sure. In his and your minds. But obviously well deserved fame. 😍

  13. Emmberrann March 23, 2016 / 7:30 pm

    Pretzel Pup!

  14. ^oo^ March 23, 2016 / 11:11 pm

    Who’s up for Twister®!?

  15. Clairdelune March 24, 2016 / 2:23 am

    Captain, we have to shut down the transporter, the buffer’s reassembler is malfunctioning again!! I can’t separate Officer Sulu from the Canid Planet Ambassador!!!

    • Faye March 24, 2016 / 8:52 am


    • Lurkingduck March 27, 2016 / 11:47 pm

      Mike, I need computer insurance, stat! Blackberry wine HURTS coming out the nose, and it stains the keys. Thanks for the laugh, Clairdelune.

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