You Wear What You Eat

Does your hectic lifestyle leave you no time to snack? Are your hands so busy filing TPS reports that you can’t even hold a sandwich? Now your salvation is at hand, thanks to Gar-Munch®, the food you wear (or the clothing you eat, whatever). Choose from bacon necktie, soup hat, or bagel choker (pictured).

Caution: May cause choking.

Via Imgur.

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16 thoughts on “You Wear What You Eat

  1. Smartypants March 24, 2016 / 11:45 am

    They need to make a flapjack beret. And have bunnehs model it.

  2. allein March 24, 2016 / 11:49 am

    That reminds me…it’s almost lunchtime.

  3. April March 24, 2016 / 11:49 am

    I’ll take a dozen bacon neckties, please.

  4. Lurkingduck March 24, 2016 / 11:54 am

    The cat’s eyes look like he’s had a bagel overdose.

    • Murray March 24, 2016 / 12:22 pm

      Yes, they’re the same color. I think he’s despondently licking to escape his bagel bonds.

      • Alice Shortcake March 25, 2016 / 8:35 am

        I suspect that the bagel is laced with catnip. It would explain the spaced-out expression.

  5. Ms Can Opener March 24, 2016 / 12:00 pm

    Does the choking choker come in cinnamon raisin? I hope so.

  6. Gigi_the cat lady March 24, 2016 / 12:41 pm

    Does he wear a matzah on his head for passover?

  7. birdlady26 March 24, 2016 / 9:38 pm

    Placing my order for the extra crispy bacon tie.

  8. SAA1451 March 24, 2016 / 9:47 pm

    I wore what I ate while at lunch with my boss today. It didn’t look nearly that cool.

  9. ^oo^ March 25, 2016 / 1:53 am

    LACK OF LOX! Bagel yes! Where are the LOX!

  10. Clairdelune March 25, 2016 / 3:08 am

    Heck, that’s nothing new, I’ve been wearing spaghetti with sauce for years, in addition to T-shirts decorated with split pea soup and artistically arranged pancakes with maple syrup.

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