I Can’t Take The Pressure, Man

“I mean, I like being a border collie, but it’s brutal. Half the sheep run this way, the other go that way, and I’m just trying to hold it together out there. And there’s this one sheep keeps messing with my head. You know, like staring me down, standing a little too long. And last night, I’m about to go off shift, he walks up and whispers ‘Thursday’ and walks off. I mean, what do I even say to that?”


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20 thoughts on “I Can’t Take The Pressure, Man

  1. Faye April 4, 2016 / 1:12 pm

    Poor pup. Looks shaken and stirred. 🍸

    Human responds, “Sheep. Tell me about it! Can’t live with em. Can’t live without em.

    Dog, “Hey, Barkkeep!! I think I’ll, woof, have another. And one for my best friend here.”

    Dog, “Where’s the fire hydrant in this place?!”

    • AJ April 4, 2016 / 3:38 pm

      His life is just sooo ruff. He looks like he’s having the kind of day I’m having, I hate Mondays.

  2. Smartypants April 4, 2016 / 1:22 pm

    “It’s a dog’s life! I work like a dog every day. And those sheep, they keep making these crazy comments to try and pull the wool over my eyes.”

    • Smartypants April 4, 2016 / 1:31 pm

      “…but I don’t let them get my goat…I moved him to the other pasture.”

      • Faye April 4, 2016 / 3:44 pm


  3. dubravkamcvmd April 4, 2016 / 1:23 pm

    OK I can’t live another minute without a martini- drinking border collie as my BFF.

  4. Ms Can Opener April 4, 2016 / 2:15 pm

    Oh NTMTOM – this is the very best. I might as well delete the bookmark now, because I’m sure you’ll never top this one. (Just kidding about the deletion.)

  5. Chase April 4, 2016 / 2:19 pm

    Bah ram ewe! BAH RAM EWE!!

    • allein April 4, 2016 / 2:25 pm

      That’ll do, Pig. 😉

  6. Gigi the cat lady April 4, 2016 / 3:21 pm

    Thursday ROTFL!!!!!!!!!

  7. Ellie's Maid April 4, 2016 / 5:38 pm

    OK, I agree with Ms Can Opener. This is THE. BEST. EVER!

    Mike, you are a genius!! Bravo!

  8. Mariana Paes April 4, 2016 / 6:13 pm

    Keeps getting better every time I come back to this.

  9. Raymond April 4, 2016 / 6:53 pm

    “[S]taring me down, standing a little too long”–I was sure this was leading into a line from Bonnie Raitt’s Let’s Give ‘Em Something to Talk About.
    So the answer to the pup is, Thursday might be date night.

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