Touchy Fishy Submishy

Gentle readers, the time has come to address one of the most pressing conflicts of our time: Kitty want touchy fishy when you no want kitty touchy fishy.

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Kitty love fishy. Want touchy fishy. Fishy tasty. Kitty want touchy tasty fishy. Human no want kitty touchy fishy. Why human no move fishy from dishy? Seems fishy.

I missed the Imgur for pets thingy

Solution: Kitty catchy fishy before human cooky fishy.

Suggested by Carol B., who sent the top submishy.

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19 thoughts on “Touchy Fishy Submishy

  1. Julie April 6, 2016 / 1:16 pm

    In the 2nd submishy there are holes/tears in the paper screen behind the cat which make me hope that he is there uninvited and the human is having to defend her meal from said cat in an epic battle of hand vs. paw.

    • Mariana Paes April 6, 2016 / 1:26 pm

      2nd submishy’s cat lowering its ears and closing its eyes in antecipation of patting is way too cute!!

    • fkaWaldenPond April 6, 2016 / 11:07 pm

      I think of the kool-aid pitcher bursting through the paper-screen window but all grey-cat- swagger-styles, announcing ‘Oooohh, yaaaahhh!’

  2. Mariana Paes April 6, 2016 / 1:24 pm

    oh my god

    i laughed way too loud and way too much

  3. allein April 6, 2016 / 1:50 pm

    Second kitty reminds me of my girl when we put peas on the edge of the table for her. She’ll pop up and paw at it until she knocks it off, then play with it for a bit (she used to eat them, eventually, but doesn’t anymore). Though for some reason, she seems to want to knock them to the floor without actually touching them. Either that, or she has terrible depth perception.

  4. Gigi_the cat lady April 6, 2016 / 3:13 pm

    Oh the second one reminds me of my cat Patch (also know as Frankenpussy) sometimes I would bop him gently on the head and say shhh! because he was being a pain meowing for no reason (he was also know as Patcharotti) . He would stop, look me right in the eyes, meow and then close his eyes and flatten his ears expecting a bop, just to show I wasn’t the boss of him.

  5. Caz April 6, 2016 / 3:25 pm

    Yay! My submishy wasn’t too fishy to postishy?

    I have no doubt second kitty got the fishy!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike April 6, 2016 / 3:26 pm

      Yeah, I think second kitty was very determined. Also, perhaps moving the plate would have been a wise idea. 😉

      • allein April 6, 2016 / 3:27 pm

        The fact that the plate didn’t get pulled back makes me suspect fishy might have been intended for kitty all along.

          • allein April 6, 2016 / 3:43 pm

            Also, it looks like other fishies on the other plate that kitty can’t reach. I bet that plate’s for the hoomins.

            • Caz April 6, 2016 / 3:49 pm

              No fishy until paws are washed and napkin is on!

    • allein April 6, 2016 / 3:26 pm

      Your submishy made me feel all squishy.

  6. LunaChickFringe April 6, 2016 / 3:47 pm

    OMG!!!! The first one made the rounds on FB awhile back and my SO and I quoted it for weeks!!!!! It still makes me laugh out loud!

  7. Jen8 April 6, 2016 / 4:04 pm

    Away from the fish!
    No, not even near the dish.
    What does kitty wish?

    • allein April 6, 2016 / 4:12 pm

      Kitty wishes for fishes.

  8. jenipedia April 6, 2016 / 4:22 pm

    I saw this after escaping from the worst staff meeting in the history of . . . meetings. For some reason, that first kitty made me giggle til I had to dry my eyes. He’s just like my cat — HE DOESN’T LISTEN! 😉 Foul mood killed. This deserves a tip . . .

  9. murkle46 April 7, 2016 / 9:49 am

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