Gentle readers, the time has come to address one of the most pressing conflicts of our time: Kitty want touchy fishy when you no want kitty touchy fishy.
Kitty love fishy. Want touchy fishy. Fishy tasty. Kitty want touchy tasty fishy. Human no want kitty touchy fishy. Why human no move fishy from dishy? Seems fishy.
Solution: Kitty catchy fishy before human cooky fishy.
Suggested by Carol B., who sent the top submishy.