Looking for a dream job? Then apply now to Flinders Island, northeast of Tasmania, which is seeking a wombat cuddler to care for a baby wombat whose mother was killed. The catch? You need to be in Australia and fill in the application form before 16 April. The winner gets free airfare and all the wombat s/he can cuddle. And no pay, that’s the other catch.
Submitterated by Andrew Y. along with his TPS reports in triplicate at a job that probably does not involve cuddling wombats, dang it.