When threatened by predators, the puffercat (floofus maximus) swells up to twice its normal size, distracting attackers with its floofy underbelly because who doesn’t want to snuggle such a floofy belleh, am I right? Who’s got a floofy widdle tum-tum? Who’s got a floofy-woofy widdle tummy-tum-tum? Is it you? Is — it — you?