“Rider’s the name, security’s my game. Folks, have you seriously considered the need for a professional security dog? You could be just sitting there, doing your jobs, when suddenly — ninjas! I see it all the time in this business. My proposition to you is: For two bowls of kibble a day and regular belly scritches, I guarantee to keep your workplace completely ninja-free.”
“Meet Rider, our new office security system.” Via Imgur.